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Food or sex.

Started by The Buddha, March 31, 2005, 10:56:00 PM

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mondo27

i agree...sex definetly costs more than a cheeseburger! i have 2 kids and one on the way any day now. believe me.....i'm truly paying for sex. but thats my fault, right? in all my relationships there's usually some form of "give and take" or "you scratch my back and i'll sratch yours" going on. so i think you pay for sex in different ways. like not hanging out with the fellas and have to spend "quality time" with the family!!!! arrgghh! or the worst is not being able to go on that weekend ride!!!! when the weather is perfect and there isn't a better day to enjoy that sense of freedom that being on two wheels can only give you.

with all that said i choose SEX! depending on what my IV/pellet diet consisted of, i'd probly have a much healthier diet. i wouldn't have to worry about eating to much fat or cholestoral. plus, all that exercise i would be getting having all that sex would keep me in shape, right? you did mention all the sex you want?

if you think about it.....it's not normal for a healthy person to NOT have sex. i think it would drive many people nuts!! at first you'd get annoyed and irretated at the little things. next thing you know you're insanity drives you to do things like trying to direct traffic at busy intersection. which would get you thrown into the loony bin. throughout this time your eating habits have caused you to balloon up and the only thing you can fit into is a moo-moo. and they have to use a forklift to move you out of the busy intersection.
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Michael

Quote from: mondo27if you think about it.....it's not normal for a healthy person to NOT have sex. i think it would drive many people nuts!!

You mean like catholic priests?  Oh, I forgot, they have sex, don't they!  :o
If you think about it, there are worse things you can do than directing traffic in a mumu.
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Laura

QuoteFeasting, fighting and fornicating (Polite huh?) are three things that make life worth living.

Plus biking of course but the alliteration failed to measure up.

I agree. Except for maybe the fighting part.

luksi

I have a GS500 because of too many cars in my driveway and too much insurance cost...too many cars/insurance because too many kids.... too many kids because.....eating is over-rated.
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cernunos

Ok, what if it was between sex, food and the grand GStwin forum? Love the Baby twin, sex, food and this forum.

C.......
Don't hurt, don't take, don't force
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yamahonkawazuki

in which order c?, glad to see youre back sparring with us again :)
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cernunos

All at the same time...I'm a multi-tasker  :lol: . Love the Baby GS and the forum.

C........
Don't hurt, don't take, don't force
(Everybody should own an HD at least once)
(AMF bowling balls don't count)
Jake D for President 2008

That guy

I'd give up sex and take food.. Apple pie works just fine for me!   :thumb: :lol:
"Black chip, Out. Well done sir."

'04gs500f

Quote from: That guyI'd give up sex and take food.. Apple pie works just fine for me!   :thumb: :lol:

So you declare that Apple Pie for you directly correlates with sexual gratification or at least is on the same level of pleasure?

Fascinating...

Michael

Quote from: That guyI'd give up sex and take food.. Apple pie works just fine for me!   :thumb: :lol:
So you're really Jason Biggs, then.  :P
"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." Benjamin Franklin

davipu

whick leads us to a new demention,  what if you have a food fetish and that the cunsumption if food while having sex is what allowed you to fully enjoy the expierence,  like that one seinfeld whare george does that?

'04gs500f

ahh but george also had to listen to the baseball game while consuming a sandwhich and sleeping with a woman to get the ultimate sexual satisfaction

davipu

so if you have baseball food fetish, can you eat durring sex?

'04gs500f

in the end it sounds more like a chore than it is fun

don't knock till ya try it though, i guess  :dunno:

davipu

ok, so I got it, laptop,  wireless LAN, with Launch for the tunes, naked news, and gstwin, and ebay open, tv in the background with espn 2.  a camel bac  full of beer, some O-fest susages and baked patatos,  and a girlfriendthat dosn't speak english.  I am so in heaven

'04gs500f


slipperymongoose

I'm gonna resurrect this old topic and say I'd give up food, boy would the sex be good till I lost all my body mass and starved to death lol.
Some say that he submitted a $20000 expense claim for some gravel

And that if he'd write a letter of condolance he would at least spell your name right.

yamahonkawazuki

Ehh sex is too physically taxing so that went on the back burner indefinately. id rather eat to be honest. sex wont keep you alive. besides, if you Fück in place of eating sooner or later youll end up wiht a child, without food, how will you feed said child? actually children.   :dunno_white: lol
Jan 14 2010 0310 I miss you mom
Vielen dank Patrick. Vielen dank
".
A proud Mormon
"if you come in with the bottom of your cast black,
neither one of us will be happy"- Alan Silverman MD

slipperymongoose

Some say that he submitted a $20000 expense claim for some gravel

And that if he'd write a letter of condolance he would at least spell your name right.

yamahonkawazuki

yeah i think too much lol. f%$k it :technical: :cheers:
Jan 14 2010 0310 I miss you mom
Vielen dank Patrick. Vielen dank
".
A proud Mormon
"if you come in with the bottom of your cast black,
neither one of us will be happy"- Alan Silverman MD

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