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Started by davipu, April 05, 2005, 11:30:37 PM

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davipu

#20
April 06, 2005, 10:30:46 AM
well around here screap goes for 60 a ton, bike weighs about 400 lbs, 1/5 of a ton......... I'll give you 12 bucks for it.  :mrgreen:

dgyver

#21
April 06, 2005, 10:31:09 AM
That could be the same thing....for a very few people.  :mrgreen:

It seems that most GS owners do not stay around here long enough to get that high.
Common sense in not very common.

Daniely

#22
April 06, 2005, 11:20:38 AM
Bah, my runnig engine is worth more than that lol.

OK THATS IT, im going on a hunger strike until i get a new title...starting.....................now!
-Dan

Riding: 2001 TL100R
Riding: 1989 YSR 50
(sold) 2004 Raven R1
(sold) 2002 Yam V-Star 650 Custom
(sold) 2001 CBR F4i
(Sold) 1999 CBR 600 F4
(Sold) 2001 GS500

Daniely

#23
April 06, 2005, 11:23:57 AM
We are now in minute 2 of the hunger strike, so far so good.
-Dan

Riding: 2001 TL100R
Riding: 1989 YSR 50
(sold) 2004 Raven R1
(sold) 2002 Yam V-Star 650 Custom
(sold) 2001 CBR F4i
(Sold) 1999 CBR 600 F4
(Sold) 2001 GS500

davipu

#24
April 06, 2005, 11:26:21 AM
man that one handed net surfing really has to suck, especialy with all the free porn.....

davipu

#25
April 06, 2005, 11:27:09 AM
I could really go for a burger and a beer right about now

Daniely

#26
April 06, 2005, 11:29:24 AM
Minute 10 of the hunger strike, i can already feel myself getting weaker....if i dont make it tell my mom i love her, and that im sorry i punted the poodle...
-Dan

Riding: 2001 TL100R
Riding: 1989 YSR 50
(sold) 2004 Raven R1
(sold) 2002 Yam V-Star 650 Custom
(sold) 2001 CBR F4i
(Sold) 1999 CBR 600 F4
(Sold) 2001 GS500

Daniely

#27
April 06, 2005, 11:30:59 AM
yes one handed sucks, especially since i do alot of data entry here at work, takes my twice as long now.....

....still hungry......
-Dan

Riding: 2001 TL100R
Riding: 1989 YSR 50
(sold) 2004 Raven R1
(sold) 2002 Yam V-Star 650 Custom
(sold) 2001 CBR F4i
(Sold) 1999 CBR 600 F4
(Sold) 2001 GS500

Daniely

#28
April 06, 2005, 11:37:29 AM
crap now im hallucinating....i see donald duck...yup
-Dan

Riding: 2001 TL100R
Riding: 1989 YSR 50
(sold) 2004 Raven R1
(sold) 2002 Yam V-Star 650 Custom
(sold) 2001 CBR F4i
(Sold) 1999 CBR 600 F4
(Sold) 2001 GS500

mastrind

#29
April 06, 2005, 11:39:30 AM
allright danny....I help you out....but I'm going the other way.....I'm on a constant consuming strike.....that's right....

....i'm going to keep eating untill I become a hmongous lard ass....then I'm going to go around sitting on all the GS's I can find.....I will attempt to break as many rear shocks as I can.....

....eventually I will come accross the GS of one of our fair and unruley moderators.....i'll plop my wickedly monstrous ass down on their comparitively little bikes (at least compared to the size of my ass)....and with one foul gust from my backside their GS will be split in two....

....now deal with that......
PETE: It's four in the funking morning!

SHAUN: It's Saturday!

PETE: No, it's not. It's funking Sunday. And I've got to go to funking work in four funking hours 'cos every other funker in my funking department is funking ill! Now can you see why I'm SO FUNKING ANGRY?

ED: Funk, yeah!

Daniely

#30
April 06, 2005, 11:42:45 AM
I truley appreciate your assistance in this matter. Unfortunately it has been an ungodly 15 min since i last had sustinence. I fear i may not make it as long as it takes you to look like the stay pufft dude, aim for the michelin man, hes got less rolls, yet hes still monstrously large.
-Dan

Riding: 2001 TL100R
Riding: 1989 YSR 50
(sold) 2004 Raven R1
(sold) 2002 Yam V-Star 650 Custom
(sold) 2001 CBR F4i
(Sold) 1999 CBR 600 F4
(Sold) 2001 GS500

mastrind

#31
April 06, 2005, 11:43:44 AM
I'll be worse then this!!!

PETE: It's four in the funking morning!

SHAUN: It's Saturday!

PETE: No, it's not. It's funking Sunday. And I've got to go to funking work in four funking hours 'cos every other funker in my funking department is funking ill! Now can you see why I'm SO FUNKING ANGRY?

ED: Funk, yeah!

davipu

#32
April 06, 2005, 11:45:30 AM
you know a post like that is how Dom got his title,  fatass.

Daniely

#33
April 06, 2005, 11:46:45 AM
is it bad that i wanna giggle at that? Or whats worse that i can only day dream about his last meal...*drools* oohhh god im hungry, 20 min is to much, i need to stop drooling and start hording bodily fluids.
-Dan

Riding: 2001 TL100R
Riding: 1989 YSR 50
(sold) 2004 Raven R1
(sold) 2002 Yam V-Star 650 Custom
(sold) 2001 CBR F4i
(Sold) 1999 CBR 600 F4
(Sold) 2001 GS500

mastrind

#34
April 06, 2005, 11:48:30 AM
Quote from: davipuyou know a post like that is how Dom got his title,  fatass.

so what did you do to become a "turdburgler"????...
PETE: It's four in the funking morning!

SHAUN: It's Saturday!

PETE: No, it's not. It's funking Sunday. And I've got to go to funking work in four funking hours 'cos every other funker in my funking department is funking ill! Now can you see why I'm SO FUNKING ANGRY?

ED: Funk, yeah!

Daniely

#35
April 06, 2005, 11:49:34 AM
I just weighed myself using a boyancy test in the employee bathroom. Last time half the toilet...err boyance device lost water, this time only a quarter. As you can see by my results, ive lost however much weight a quarter of the water in a toilet weighs...err boyancy tank.
-Dan

Riding: 2001 TL100R
Riding: 1989 YSR 50
(sold) 2004 Raven R1
(sold) 2002 Yam V-Star 650 Custom
(sold) 2001 CBR F4i
(Sold) 1999 CBR 600 F4
(Sold) 2001 GS500

davipu

#36
April 06, 2005, 11:52:17 AM
I got it be being myself.

Daniely

#37
April 06, 2005, 11:53:43 AM
poor dave....

btw, i can count my ribs now...
-Dan

Riding: 2001 TL100R
Riding: 1989 YSR 50
(sold) 2004 Raven R1
(sold) 2002 Yam V-Star 650 Custom
(sold) 2001 CBR F4i
(Sold) 1999 CBR 600 F4
(Sold) 2001 GS500

davipu

#38
April 06, 2005, 12:02:02 PM
so can I have your bike when you die?

mastrind

#39
April 06, 2005, 12:07:29 PM
Quote from: davipuso can I have your bike when you die?

what you want that crap heap of a honda????....oops....I meant scrap-heap.....
PETE: It's four in the funking morning!

SHAUN: It's Saturday!

PETE: No, it's not. It's funking Sunday. And I've got to go to funking work in four funking hours 'cos every other funker in my funking department is funking ill! Now can you see why I'm SO FUNKING ANGRY?

ED: Funk, yeah!
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