thousand post club

[mastrind]

ooooohhhhh mannn.....today I was bad.....I broke into a frit-o-lay truck and ate to my hearts content.....I'm getting close to the 400 limit....I had to buy a new bed today....my wife refuses to sleep with me now (DAMN YOU DANNY BOY).....

....she was nice enough to pick up a flat-bed truck to use as transportation now.....unfortunately my SV gave way earlier today....I've still got to remove the seat that was swallowed by my enormous ass earlier.....I'll be listing it on ebay soon, except for the seat....hopefully I'll pass that one here in a little bit.....

.....how's typing with your nose danny??....

[SV Devon]

Today at approximately 2:50 PM Devon G Mastrin, known to most of you as mastrind, popped from eating to much.  He had been on a massive eating strike for the past 24 hours, and had incurred an extra 152 lbs of weight.  Apparently he was not able to pass enough bowel movements because of what appears to be seat stuck in his rectum.  His body expelled the waste the only way possible, spontaneous combustion.  

He leaves behind a wife and daughter, and 1.5 motorcycles.  He will be thoroughly missed by all who knew him, that is to say that really nobody will miss him.  And what of the eating strike, did he get his message accross? Only time will tell.

For GS500 News, this is SV Devon saying Good Night and ride safe, back to Danny.

[Daniely]

Bah, poor devon....he will be missed, as will the seat of his purdy SV...

Myself, im still on a hunger strike until i get a new title....im using a pen in my mouth to type as i no longer ahave apendages....I hope this battle is over soon....

Dedicated to the large memory of Devon...

19idontknow - 2005 *POP*

[Daniely]

*UPDATE*

I just had a fly maneuver very close to my mouth, I was VERY tempted to eat him, but i though better of it due to my mission. Instead, i tried to blow him out of the way, and nothing but dust came out. Can you drink water on a huger strike?? I think that may prolong my existence long enough to see a custom title....

Im off to math now, hopefully no one will notice, i will update my condition between classes later.......

[davipu]

mmmmmm ephedra and baked potatos

[Mk1inCali]

Mashed all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!

[Mat]

interesting topics

[Mat]

i can't wait till danileys jaw falls off so he has to use his nose
or maybe stick something in his ear

[Mk1inCali]

That'll never happen, I just talked to him on the phone and he was jabbering away like he was almost fully healthy...Almost as if he was faking this whole wasting away deal just to get a custom title....

I'm officially suspicious!!!!!!!

[john]

:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  I think I gave Daniely a good title  :lol:

[Dom]

My girlfriend makes me sit when I pee at home because she complained that I would pee on the seat.

Ok, I'm lying...whenever I miss the seat I just blame it on the dog which uses the toilet as his water dish.

[john]

My girlfriend makes me sit when I pee at home because she complained that I would pee on the seat..

You're just jealous  :lol:

[Dom]

I'm tearing out the toilet and putting in a urinal.  That way my whole house can smell like a urinal cake.  The pink ones.  And I'm getting some of those bullseyes to throw in there.

[Daniely]

OH GLORIOUS DAY!!! THE HUNGER STRIKE IS OVER!! Granted i no longer have a tounge to help eat, I think it will grow back over the next couple days. Woohoo!!! You will not Pop in vain Devon!

[Mk1inCali]

Dang it all...

[mastrind]

(....from the grave....)....don't forget to wipe.....B....E....E....A.....T....C....H....!!!!

and don't give me any of that "leave the seat down" crap.....see ya on the other side!!!!

[davipu]

haha the stinky kid from cowtown didn't get a title.  neener neener neeener

[davipu]

and you diaper boy, quit with that ruckus over there.

[davipu]

and just to be a post whore.....

[Mk1inCali]

BBBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH


GIVE ME A TITLE ALREADY!!!!!!