If they can do it on WWF why can't we.... vid

john · May 16, 2005, 02:59:03 PM

http://www.czabe.com/mediaclips/index.shtml?a=showclip&id=292

Hello Darwin? I'd like to introduce a couple people to ya...

*work safe* but turn volume down due to screams of pain & agony...

Jake D · May 16, 2005, 03:09:29 PM

Let's play "attempt to diagnose those injuries"!

Yellow pants kid:
Broken coxyx
Ruptured vertebre, L4-L5 (welcome to a life of incontinence!)
Broken left tibia
Ruptured spleen

Blue jeans kid:
3-4 broken ribs
Herniated disk
Cracked pelvis

Banquet table:
Broken in half

john · May 16, 2005, 03:15:51 PM

Yea, they'll recover for now, but later in life they'll be hurting.

Sadly they will still be able to add to the ever shallowing gene pool.

Too bad the cameraman didn't include the comment "Hey, hold my beer while I do this" in the video.

Daniely · May 16, 2005, 03:21:54 PM

Followed by: "I bet i can do it better..."

Mat · May 16, 2005, 04:25:26 PM

you can do it twice as high

juno · May 16, 2005, 04:42:55 PM

That has to be the dumbest thing I have ever seen. Other than the moron trying to jump his sports bike into a dumpster and missed.

But seriously, that guy in blue is lucky he didn't get a broken neck.

Catcams · May 16, 2005, 04:43:02 PM

As in retards!!

JetSwing · May 16, 2005, 04:47:13 PM

just listen to the kid holding the camera...

"you guys ok?"

"ok dude, what's wrong?"

this is depressing...are the kids really that dumb??

Daniely · May 16, 2005, 04:51:47 PM

<--- No sound at work...

VersOne · May 16, 2005, 06:46:56 PM

Lucky they didn't compress their spine and lose their ability to WALK!

Landing on your head is NOT cool.

Jonah

john · May 16, 2005, 07:28:05 PM

Quote from: VersOneLucky they didn't compress their spine and lose their ability to WALK!

Landing on your head is NOT cool.

Jonah

Keep in mind that nerve damage occurrs when the swelling starts. Very possibly one if not both could have suffered nerve damage from this most truly stupid escapade.

and YES, kids really are that dumb.

raylarrabee · May 17, 2005, 07:30:05 AM

how many of these idiots would it take to kill a lion?

dgyver · May 17, 2005, 07:42:57 AM

"Hey y'all, watch this!"

roguegeek · May 17, 2005, 08:23:55 AM

I feel sorry for the table more than I do the kids.

cozy · May 17, 2005, 09:08:06 AM

I bet they don't seek medical treatment - :lol: :lol: :lol:

gazingwa · May 17, 2005, 09:33:39 AM

who says they have insurance or can afford the treatment?
:dunno:

cozy · May 17, 2005, 10:13:30 AM

Quote from: gazingwawho says they have insurance or can afford the treatment?
:dunno:

Neither of those can make a difference when overpowered by such a display of stupidity.

Jake D · May 17, 2005, 11:02:50 AM

Let he who has not been injured in a horrible back yard wrestling accident cast the first stone!!!!

RVertigo · May 17, 2005, 11:26:07 AM

HA HA HA!!! "I got an idea! I'll hold you over my shoulder and jump off the roof onto a table... What do you think?"

"BRILLIANT!!!"

WTF were they thinking? :dunno:

I think it's a three-way tie for biggest moron with these two guys:
Banana Fire and Fire Shot

70 Cam Guy · May 17, 2005, 02:57:48 PM

Quote from: dgyver"Hey y'all, watch this!"

"You can do it twice as fast"

...oops that was another video. :lol:

Sometimes I wonder at what point in the day do they decide something like this would be a good idea. At least they taped it for our entertainment

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