Neuticles (should be in O&E)

[indestructibleman]

http://www.neuticles.com/index1.html

check out the merchandise page



sorry.  meant to put this in O&E.  perhaps a mod can fix that for me.

[VersOne]

man....I can't stop laughing....

[Blueknyt]

the sad part is they are a real product ligitly sold and implanted.  (Worked animal care and regulation for 4.5 years and seen alot)

[Roadstergal]

With Neuticles- It's like nothing ever changed!

I think the pets would beg to differ...

[Jake D]

You ever see those gag flowers, where when somebody smells it, you squirt them in the face with water?

They should put a squirter in the Neuticles.  That way when another dog smell your dog's butt, you can blast him! *

    *Patent Pending.

[SuZuki10]

Is one Neuticles model better than the other?

Each Neuticles model is equally superior. However, due to pet owner demand, we have developed three models to satisfy not only those demands but to provide the pet owner a choice.

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There is a demand for pets balls to feel "real"

ok...are pet owners touching their dogs down there?  Who cares what they feel like?   :dunno:

[juno]

Yeah, I was wondering who would be feeling his dog's balls and wanting them naturally squishy.  
:lol:
Frankly, I don't think the pet cares.  If your dog's balls are that important to you, don't cut them off in the first place.

This whole thing reeks of latent homosexuality laced with bestiality.  I mean, who is really going to sit around admiring testicle implants in dogs!?

[Jake D]

A friend of mine got some neuticles for his chocolate lab.  

He believe that it helped the dog adjust, phychologically, to having lost his nuts.  Plus anymore I think they just suck the real ones out with a shop vac and leave the scrote there, which looks odd.

So, to summarize, I think neuticles are a good thing.

[juno]

But how does the dog know they are there?

[SuZuki10]

I bet when they are new to the dog, the owner goes around bragging and offering people to have a feel... "You HAVE to feel these, they feel just like the real thing, I swear...go on, touch 'em, he doesn't mind, he likes it!"
This is probably more psychologically damaging to the dog than the procedure, or maybe it's a bonus!  :lol: -who knows? :dunno:

[juno]

People who take pride in the size of the dogs' nuts are obviously compenstaing for something or other.  Like the big pairs I see dragging the ground hanging on the backs of SUVs lately.  I think they originated as Biker Ballz and were for Harleys

These guys should just get a huge dildo and use it as a hood ornament

[Turkina]

This topic reminds me of something I saw on //www.killfrog.com (NSFW)

Click on this link, then look at the 'Bad Clues' cartoons.  Poor dog!