keg-stands..

[97gs500e]

..and driving home 'cause you gotta work the next morning - don't try this at home kids.

God, I am so f*cked up right now - no worries I didn't take the bike  

mmm Im baking a delicious pizza in the oven ..

[RVertigo]

[davipu]

YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER

this goes in o&e.

[natedawg120]

In his defence he is f*%&ed up right know.  He might have meant to put it there  :lol:  :lol:

[Jake D]

From the sounds of it, I don't think Kansas City is safe with the two of us around.  Since I moved downtown, I've been taking cabs everywhere or just hoofin' it to John's, or Tanners.  Cab to the Point or Cashew.  Maybe cab to The Caddy Shack (    ).

Be careful man.  But if you get popped, call me. . . I'll take care of it for you.  I fix them all the time.

[Roadstergal]

God, I am so f*cked up right now - no worries I didn't take the bike  

You really should have taken the bike.  A better chance of you killing yourself before you kill someone else.

I'm not kidding.  Getting wasted and then driving?

[My Name Is Dave]

Just do what I did Saturday: Go to the keg, drink a massive amount, and then get a ride home from someone. Then the next day, wake up on your couch with your motorcycle helmet on and your buddy on the couch accross the room. Take the helmet off, wake your friend up, and spend the next 4 hours watching TV and trying to figure out how you got back home.

It's fun for the whole family!

Dave  

[RVertigo]

My favorite drunken game is:  How the Hell Did I Get Here?

I don't play is nearly as much as I used to...  Sucks having a big SUV and a bike...  Either I have to drive or can't drink much 'cause I'm on the bike.  

[Faxxxy]

..and driving home 'cause you gotta work the next morning - don't try this at home kids.
God, I am so f*cked up right now - no worries I didn't take the bike  

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Heres a hint..
If you take the bike, you are more likely to make it home..
The air hitting your face will (most times) keep you just sober enough to make it home..

Unless you completely passs out, then you are on your own..  

I'm not speaking from experience.. I live right next to U of A and I have heard several of the students tell me thats why they have scooters..

[LT Woodlief]

I lost a brother to drunk driving and I think it is STUPID for anyone to even think about dranking and driving!!!!  And it really makes me mad when people joke about it as if it is a game to see if you can win.  Death is final and the person that you might hit didn't have a choice  to play or not in your game!!  Next time you go out and want to drank and drive stop and think of what your death would do to your family and friends and to the family and friends of the person you may hit.  If you have a death wish do something to kill yourself and not something that might hurt someone else.  END OF MY SERMON.