FREAKIN BARF SERVERS!!

[pandy]

Muahahaha!! Actually, I *have* read your posts, Srinath, and I do know about whom I speak!    You have one of the healthiest attitudes toward REAL women, and I won't say it's cuz you're old...I won't, I won't, I won't!

I'll say...it's because you're VERY mature!  :mrgreen:  :mrgreen:  :mrgreen:

As for sarcasm, that was my major in kolige, my minor was "Being a Smart@$$ in the Modern World."

But I am NOT high maintenance, dammit!  :x I don't have to redo my nails after changing my oil (ok, after my bf changes my oil..but I clean and lube my own chain so far, and he just taught me to change my own oil, and I won't have to redo my nails!)! I don't even brush my hair when I take my helmet off!  

panty  :lol:

[The Buddha]

Read my post girl ... High maintenance is not just physical ...
BTW here is a related joke. Fine its in reverse ... cos we're on the topic and hence the punch line is out.

Q: What do you call a girl who shops at Target.

A: High maintenance ...

Yea mature ... I am not. Old yes.  :lol:
Cool.
Srinath.

[The Buddha]

Muahahaha!! Actually, I *have* read your posts, Srinath, and I do know about whom I speak!    You have one of the healthiest attitudes toward REAL women, and I won't say it's cuz you're old...I won't, I won't, I won't!
<Snip>

Yea Scary ... this made me think    ... OK fine its either that or do some real work ... (as you posted before, and avoiding doing work, also helps because someone comes along and need it un done anyway) ... and most of the credit for this goes to my wife ... a small part to luck ... and an even smaller part to me ... I have never been seriously hurt by a woman ... so my inherent trust level is very very high, Luck - I met her, the even smaller part I take credit for ... saying yes when asked  :lol:  ... Now that would make for a weird combo that would make me gullible to all women and liable to getting ripped off ... but I am inherently a pretty perceptive and crooked bastid ... as in I can spot a con a million miles away, and I engineer some intricate and devious ones and use them on un suspecting morons - yea I am bad ... so I dont leave open the possibility of getting hurt very much ... now ask my wife ... she's prolly feeling like she's been steamrolled ... She's often said she wants to come back as a motorcycle so I'd pay attention to her ... I suggest a GS500 and usually get slapped ...  :lol:  :lol:
Cool.
Srinath.

[Daniely]

LOL I like how this thread has turned from the BARF servers to Pandy being high maintenenace (or not, whatever, lol). Good times. This is why I love GSTwin!

[scratch]

I just saw this post after gleaning the wealth of local information over at Barf, as it turns out, Barf has well over 10,000 members and they all get on at the same lunch hour and if you're not one of the early birds you'll get bumped. And if you do nothing but read one of their 17 page flamefest essays on asshat cage drivers or 1liter poser squids, you'll get bumped for lack of activity.
I go there for the local road reports, greet the newbies, look for GS'es being sold locally (not for me), or try to help people find GS'es (and tell them about GStwin.com!), observe when the next Doc Wong ride is and where the next local SCaR meet is (Santa Clara area Riders).

[70 Cam Guy]

one of their 17 page flamefest essays on asshat cage drivers or 1liter poser squids, you'll get bumped for lack of activity.

That is precisely why I visit barf maybe once every couple weeks.  Pandy, You must be too new over there to be sick of it

you're neck deep in BS over on that site, it's like reading a fu*king high school drama story.  No, I was never banned from it either  :lol:

[pandy]

Dammit! I am NOT high maintenance!!!  :lol:  :lol:  :lol: (My bf is sitting over there laughing his boo-tay off...hmph...you all SUCK!  :kiss: )

I am rather new over at BARF, but I have noticed the high school atmosphere. That's why I've been spending more time *here*! The crowd here is more....*cough*....mature.....  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Ahem...really.......and...SCaR...hadn't heard of that...will have to look for it!

panty  :mrgreen:

P.S. Srinath: your wife sounds VERY smart! And there's no sarcasm there!!  

[The Buddha]

Dammit! I am NOT high maintenance!!!  :lol:  :lol:  :lol: (My bf is sitting over there laughing his boo-tay off...hmph...you all SUCK!  :kiss: )

I am rather new over at BARF, but I have noticed the high school atmosphere. That's why I've been spending more time *here*! The crowd here is more....*cough*....mature.....  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Ahem...really.......and...SCaR...hadn't heard of that...will have to look for it!

panty  :mrgreen:

P.S. Srinath: your wife sounds VERY smart! And there's no sarcasm there!!  

OK lets see ... we asked for Booty pics and we got 7 pages of attitude over 3 threads one of whihc is Named "PANDY" though to be honest just about 50% is yours ... the rest is others/Mine ... so fine lets call in a neutral observer ...
My wife ... yea she has those spikes ... she's good mostly, but when she's evil is when I love her more ... she's smart usually but when she's foolish I love her more ... she's usually very elegant ... but when she is clumsy ... never mind ... Thinking so much of her since I missed her b'day ... OK I didn't miss ... but I was too much in pain to get her cards bought and out in time, ... The stuff I did send her is lost in the flood in Mumbai (And no I am not sending it to Garden of Eden Circa 4000 BC) ... I had to send her docs by DHL that burnt a $97 hole in my wallet ... Just wondering if anythign else can go haywire ... 3 weeks till she and baby get home ... cant wait ... though Napoleans army couldn't get my house back to the way it was when she left ...
So ... where is the booty pics ...
As soon as I find the damn pic of her I'll post it ...
Cool.
Srinath.

[pandy]

I can't even imagine how you lived without her for eight months. Can't wait to see a pic of her, and it'd better be a pic of BOTH of you. As soon as you post boo-tay, I'll think about posting boo-tay.  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

On second thought, I want pics of the whole family!!!!!!!!!!  

panty  :mrgreen:

P.S. Daniely, I once again humbly apologize for the horrid threadjack. BUT...think of it this way: your threads are DAMNED popular!

[The Buddha]

Yea that hotties of Gstwin thread has pics of my son ...
8 months ... what can I say ... It was supposed to be 3 ... then became 5, then 6, then 8 ... and I'd write it up to the fact that she has lots of credit in my book - she had to take care of her mom after surgery ... If I did this ... She should kick my ass out in a week ...  :lol:  ... I dunno ... she might come back and still do that ...  :lol:  ... Lemme put it this way ... I sold 5 bikes ... and bought 6 and the fact that I got rid of that savage tops the list ... and Hopefully 3 of the 6 will be working ... just 1 to go really maxim ... Virago was done as of yesterday, XS would be tommorow, the damn volvo needs A/C re charge I hope ...  :lol:  ... yea none of that bikes are better than women crap ... Lets just say I got rid of the 2 most troublesome/wore out bikes ... and got 3 of the easiest ... I think I am turning into a regular Yamaha fan ...
Cool.
Srinath.

[pandy]

Wow! He *is* a little hottie!! Your son's adorable! I'd post a pic of my son, too, but the one I'd want to post is the one where he has my Minnie Mouse ears on, and I think he'd kill me.  :lol:

Why would your wife kill you? You just need to prep a nice little bike for HER!  :mrgreen:  (And anyone who thinks bikes are better than women doesn't have a woman, but wants/needs one badly ).

panty

P.S. I didn't know Volvos made bikes! And I thought only Goldwings had A/C  :lol:  :lol:    :lol:

[The Buddha]

Build a bike for her ... yea I wish it were that easy ... In some odd way ... I wish she were a flake ... or a gold digger ... I could buy a trinket and get out of jail ... My house is a mess, she needs to see it perfectly put back in order ... cos else my son is gonna turn it USD ... everyhtinhg has to be back in place and in the right order ... I have too many greasy finger prints on all the walls ... there is a damn bike in the kitchen ... with a motor that's apart ... never mind ... I am just stressing pretty good ... and with good reason ...
The Ovlov ... yea its huge and comfy, handles fairly good and has a decent bit of power ... hope she likes it ... and AC yea I like living in a freezer ... I hate the heat ... Anyway ... I am trying to put Freeze 12 in it, and we cannot find fittings to hit the cans in this damn village I live in ... off to ebay ... evidently its better than 134 and heck better than R 12 ...
Cool.
Srinath.

[The Buddha]

Dammit! I am NOT high maintenance!!!  :lol:  :lol:  :lol: (My bf is sitting over there laughing his boo-tay off...hmph...you all SUCK!  :kiss: ) <snippage>

And You can scream this all you want ... we aint buying it ... you have to show it ... no amount of saying it will do ... Like My friend told me about religion. He was talking to me in his driveway one day and someone came up and wanted to talk to me about the word of god or somehting ... I said No and looked at him and he also said no we would like to continue talking about what we were talking about. So I told him ... you're christian, how come I never have heard you talking religion. He said yes I am christian and I am catholic, I am an active member of Bibles across america but I would like to let my behaviour speak for my religion. Smart man, and High manitenance is similar to religion ... you can talk all you want, its behaviour that counts, and we cant see it that easily ... so well I guess its in your court now ...  :lol:
Cool.
Srinath.
Oy ... that came out a lot more serious than I intended ... but I am too sleepy to re word it ... so ever third word add a smiley ...  :lol:      and add these too ...
Cool.
Srinath.

[davipu]

ok, so go put on your french maid outfit, that matches your thong. and clean, clean, clean.

[pandy]

As you can see, I helped you out with your smilies!  :mrgreen:  

Well...I look at it this way: there are two people it really matters to, one of them is sitting in front of this 'puter, and the other is sitting at home laughin' his boo-tay off at the person sitting in front of this 'puter (and I adore every darned *snorfle* and *guffaw* he sends my way!  :mrgreen: ). If *he* can stand me, then I guess I'm not too bad. If he ever calls me high maintenance, I point out the TRULY high maintenance, and he goes   and hushes right up!

So...take my words and toss 'em....see around them....see beneath them...see beyond them...


...or not!  :mrgreen:


panty  

And You  :lol:  can   :lol: scream  :lol: this  :lol: all  :lol: you want  :lol: ... we  :lol: aint :lol:  buying  :lol: it ... you  :lol: have :lol:  to  :lol: show  :lol: it ... no  :lol: amount :lol:  of :lol:  saying  :lol: it will do ... <snip> ... you can talk all you want, its behaviour that counts, and we cant see it that easily ... so well I guess its in your court now ...  :lol:
Cool.Srinath.
Oy ... that came out a lot more serious than I intended ... but I am too sleepy to re word it ... so ever third word add a smiley ...  :lol:      and add these too ...Cool.Srinath.

[The Buddha]

Correct ... and the final point remains we still aint seen no booty ... now what was this bit about you having a cool avatar on BARF ... but not here ... so what are we ... diddly squat ...  :lol:  ... Yea I dont like that BARF crap ... too much squidly haggling ... not that we're any better ... but we have our moments.
Cool.
Srinath.

[pandy]

:lol:  :lol:  :lol: *phew* getting back to the important matters at hand! For a moment there, I was going to have to accuse you of having substance...of being more than typed words on a screen!  

I haven't yet figured out how to do my little avatar here. And when I do, I won't get any appreciation for my efforts anyway. You'll just start whining about something else!  :x You'll probably say my avatar is too high maintenance...I can't win, so I might as well just leave it over on BARF.  :lol:  :lol:

panty        :lol:

[pandy]

Hey! Look at that!! We brought the topic back to BARF!!!  :mrgreen:

I'm so PROUD of us!!!  

panty  :lol:

[Ceek]

    panty?

[The Buddha]

:lol:  :lol:  :lol: *phew* getting back to the important matters at hand! For a moment there, I was going to have to accuse you of having substance...of being more than typed words on a screen!  

I haven't yet figured out how to do my little avatar here. And when I do, I won't get any appreciation for my efforts anyway. You'll just start whining about something else!  :x You'll probably say my avatar is too high maintenance...I can't win, so I might as well just leave it over on BARF.  :lol:  :lol:

panty        :lol:

Yea Substance ... no ... Yesterday ... something had taken over my body ... aliens ... yea ... Typing aliens who wanted me to say all that crap and were snorting imitation R12 ... Now whining is mandatory ... Point remains ... we've gone 8 pages into a Booty thread with no discernible booty ... Just pointing out facts that's all ...
Cool.
Srinath.