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Why do I love thursdays?

Started by zukiGS500, August 05, 2005, 12:29:00 AM

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zukiGS500

Because everytime i have people over to drink, i end up with another bottle of liquor. Why i dont like thursdays, becuase when i drink, i always seem to get bitten.

Im going to bed now to dream of a land where i dont have to work on fridays
You cant drink all day if you dont start first thing in the morning

I wish my lawn was emo, so it would cut itself.

If there's no bacon, it might as well be vegetarian
-asz

2002 GS500 - Everything is better nakid!

davipu

I don't have to work tomarrow,.  :P

ajgs500

my cousin likes to bite people when she's drunk.  I'll send her your way.

davipu

sweet, tell her to stop by the purple onion in nashville...

ajgs500

Davipu what is the purple onion????

zukiGS500

I cant say i know what it is, but it sounds kind of tasty right now.

And i will repeat, i dont like being bitten.... well sometimes i do but thats a different story. and i now have proof of being bitten, ill post it later when i get the picture off my phone.
You cant drink all day if you dont start first thing in the morning

I wish my lawn was emo, so it would cut itself.

If there's no bacon, it might as well be vegetarian
-asz

2002 GS500 - Everything is better nakid!

zukiGS500

hahaha, my rat just tried to eat my plate.
sorry, im drunk, this time im really going to bed.
after watching some anime
You cant drink all day if you dont start first thing in the morning

I wish my lawn was emo, so it would cut itself.

If there's no bacon, it might as well be vegetarian
-asz

2002 GS500 - Everything is better nakid!

ajgs500

Ok make sure you sleep on your left side :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

zukiGS500

It might just be the alcohol, but "left side", you might need to explain that too me. besides, thats the arm i got bit on tonight
You cant drink all day if you dont start first thing in the morning

I wish my lawn was emo, so it would cut itself.

If there's no bacon, it might as well be vegetarian
-asz

2002 GS500 - Everything is better nakid!

ajgs500

so you don't choke on your own vomit, ala Jimi Hendrix.

CasiUSA

Just stick your finger in your mouth and get it over with so you don't have to worry about it, down a glass (or two or eight) of water and some advils, and you're good till mornin' :thumb:

davipu

go drive down 40 in nashville it's on the northside of the road.  it's the big purple building, you can't miss it.    it's also the world's largest porn store.

Jazzzzz

ibuprofen/acetominophen/naproxen sodium + alcohol = liver damage.  drink the water and try to get some potassium into your system (take a vitamin, eat a banana or something) but leave the painkillers until the morning when your liver's done processing the booze

Roadstergal

Quote from: Jazzzzzalcohol = liver damage

Say no more, squire...

But as far as the rest - I have seen no data linking ibuprofen use with increased alcohol-mediated hepatotoxicity, and only anecdotal evidence with acetominophen - which actual research has been disproving (just don't OD - but that's true of any drug, for any purpose!).

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/entrez/query.fcgi?cmd=Retrieve&db=pubmed&dopt=Abstract&list_uids=11575982

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/entrez/query.fcgi?cmd=Retrieve&db=pubmed&dopt=Abstract&list_uids=10759684&query_hl=9

zukiGS500

I had my 5 glasses of water before going to bed and the bottle of gatoraide in the fridge for this morning. And i was nowhere near throwing up. Ive only prayed to the porcelain god once because of drinking. And that was after waking up on the bathroom floor in my boxers with a pile of wet clothing next to me.... Yeah, my friends still wont explain that one to me.
You cant drink all day if you dont start first thing in the morning

I wish my lawn was emo, so it would cut itself.

If there's no bacon, it might as well be vegetarian
-asz

2002 GS500 - Everything is better nakid!

zukiGS500

Well since its thursday again and i just pulled some pictures off my phone to post i figured id put this in.

/This is what happened last thursday


And im drinking again tonight, so we will see what kind of damage she does tonight.
You cant drink all day if you dont start first thing in the morning

I wish my lawn was emo, so it would cut itself.

If there's no bacon, it might as well be vegetarian
-asz

2002 GS500 - Everything is better nakid!

davipu

i didn't know blow up sheep could bite.

RVertigo

Being bitten isn't a good thing?

davipu

that's just a arm bite, the best ones are on the collar bone, right as you are really getting into it.

RVertigo


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