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Started by ktrim, August 18, 2005, 03:50:33 PM

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ktrim

August 18, 2005, 03:50:33 PM
I took the wife for a ride last night on the gs.  first time this year.  we just buzzed around the neighborhood.  everytime I got up to 30 mph she would start squeezing me and saying "slow down-slow down" .  so about 1/4 mile from home as we turned on to out street I felt the need to accelerate rapidly.  mid way there the turn I opened it up hit 2nd about 60mph then started slowing down. bye the way, the wileyco is extremely loud,  when I let off I heard something strange, high pitched funny noise.  then I realized it was Wifey screaming in fear.  (im so mean) my son was sitting up the street with his friends when we passed them the where rolling in the yard laughing.  they coule here her screaming 400 yds away.
oops,  you'll need a new one of them

calamari

#1
August 18, 2005, 03:58:57 PM
Quote from: ktrim... so about 1/4 mile from home ... I felt the need to accelerate rapidly...
:lol:  please explain
Caturday yet?

RedShift

#2
August 18, 2005, 03:59:45 PM
Tell her to help herself to your checkbook and let her buy whatever it takes to get over what you did to her.  Then see who's in fear.

Love means never having to say you're sorry, but believe me, it helps if you do apologize.
2001 GS500E, stock except for SV650 Flyscreen, Case Guards, Headlight Modulator, PIAA Super White bulb & 17-Tooth Front Sprocket, BLUE, RED and GREEN LED Instrument and Dash Lights

Blazinjr

#3
August 18, 2005, 04:12:01 PM
Quote from: RedShiftTell her to help herself to your checkbook and let her buy whatever it takes to get over what you did to her.  Then see who's in fear.

That's insane. :mrgreen:
2000 GSX600F, 98 Plymouth Neon, 03 Pontiac Grand AM GT

Funniest name I was ever called on here "cap'n fast n' furious"

A guy once told me "having nitrous on your car is alot like dating a hot girl with a STD, your afraid to hit it because of what might happen."

ktrim

#4
August 18, 2005, 05:04:45 PM
Quote from: subc
Quote from: ktrim... so about 1/4 mile from home ... I felt the need to accelerate rapidly...
:lol:  please explain

lucky me I bought a house exactly 1/4 mile from a stop sign (ooppps).  got my own built in dragstrip.
oops,  you'll need a new one of them

Blazinjr

#5
August 18, 2005, 05:19:07 PM
Quote from: ktrim
Quote from: subc
Quote from: ktrim... so about 1/4 mile from home ... I felt the need to accelerate rapidly...
:lol:  please explain

lucky me I bought a house exactly 1/4 mile from a stop sign (ooppps).  got my own built in dragstrip.

Better watch out saying dragstrip....   You will be the next one called "cap'n fast n' furious"
2000 GSX600F, 98 Plymouth Neon, 03 Pontiac Grand AM GT

Funniest name I was ever called on here "cap'n fast n' furious"

A guy once told me "having nitrous on your car is alot like dating a hot girl with a STD, your afraid to hit it because of what might happen."

ktrim

#6
August 18, 2005, 06:10:38 PM
no rice burner-fart can-yellow decal-psuedo race cars allowed.  I even tlked my neighbors 18 yr old grandson into selling his fart can-fiberglass hood-neon light equiped honda and buying a 4x4 chevy truck.  so I can't be a capn fast-n-furious
oops,  you'll need a new one of them

Blazinjr

#7
August 18, 2005, 06:29:52 PM
ktrim,  better watch what you say.......

they will get you.....





:roll:
2000 GSX600F, 98 Plymouth Neon, 03 Pontiac Grand AM GT

Funniest name I was ever called on here "cap'n fast n' furious"

A guy once told me "having nitrous on your car is alot like dating a hot girl with a STD, your afraid to hit it because of what might happen."

pandy

#8
August 18, 2005, 07:02:37 PM
Yeesh...I remember how scary 30mph was when I was just starting out. If you don't give her QUITE an *excellent* shopping day, I will personally come keek yer boo-tay. You were MEAN! :P:P:P

pandy
aka TuffGrl :P
'06 SV650s (1 past Gixxer; 3 past GS500s)
I get blamed for EVERYTHING around here!
:woohoo:

ktrim

#9
August 18, 2005, 08:28:11 PM
Quote from: pandyYeesh...I remember how scary 30mph was when I was just starting out. If you don't give her QUITE an *excellent* shopping day, I will personally come keek yer boo-tay. You were MEAN! :P:P:P

pandy
aka TuffGrl :P

I made her scream so loud she could be heard up the street,  thats gotta count for something :lol:  :lol:

I get paid friday I'll let her go shopping then (as long as she buys something for me).  I ve been trying to talk her into learning to ride ,  shes a little scared.  I've got her on the dirt bike a few times but she wont shift.  she doesn't like the gs cause she has lean over,  I've been thinking about buying her a savage (old purple one, cause its her favorite color) then maybe she'll learn to ride,  worst case I have another bike.  have to think about it a bit longer
oops,  you'll need a new one of them

pandy

#10
August 18, 2005, 08:48:33 PM
Quote from: ktrimI made her scream so loud she could be heard up the street,  thats gotta count for something :lol:  :lol: I ve been trying to talk her into learning to ride , shes a little scared.

Well scaring her to death ain't zacly the best way to go about it...how about buying her the MSF course....if she likes it after that, great...if she doesn't, let her shop and you ride. :P ;)

pandy
'06 SV650s (1 past Gixxer; 3 past GS500s)
I get blamed for EVERYTHING around here!
:woohoo:

davipu

#11
August 18, 2005, 10:11:47 PM
QuoteI made her scream so loud she could be heard up the street, thats gotta count for something
never done that before?

pandy

#12
August 19, 2005, 09:39:25 AM
Quote from: davipu
QuoteI made her scream so loud she could be heard up the street, thats gotta count for something
never done that before?


:lol:  :lol:  :lol:
'06 SV650s (1 past Gixxer; 3 past GS500s)
I get blamed for EVERYTHING around here!
:woohoo:

rclz

#13
August 19, 2005, 02:17:43 PM
aha davipu you dirty boy.
2005 gixxer sixxer(track)
2006 gixxer sixxer

Jake D

#14
August 19, 2005, 02:23:43 PM
Was the Wileyco louder than the Wifeyco or the other way around?
2003 Honda VTR1000F Super Hawk 996

Many of the ancients believe that Jake D was made of solid stone.

Roadstergal

#15
August 19, 2005, 02:38:09 PM
Quote from: Jake DWas the Wileyco louder than the Wifeyco or the other way around?

:lol:

groff22

#16
August 22, 2005, 01:40:19 PM
Get her a honda ruckus or something like that, they are cool little utility vehicles for starters... then you can pass it on to your kids when they want to start...
04' GS500F

RVertigo

#17
August 22, 2005, 04:53:52 PM
Quote from: RedShiftLove means never having to say you're sorry
LIES!!!  LIES!!!

Roadstergal

#18
August 22, 2005, 04:55:47 PM
Quote from: ktrimI even tlked my neighbors 18 yr old grandson into selling his fart can-fiberglass hood-neon light equiped honda and buying a 4x4 chevy truck.

Has he put Altezza lights, chrome brush guards, and spinners on it yet?

ktrim

#19
August 22, 2005, 06:46:01 PM
Quote from: Roadstergal
Quote from: ktrimI even tlked my neighbors 18 yr old grandson into selling his fart can-fiberglass hood-neon light equiped honda and buying a 4x4 chevy truck.

Has he put Altezza lights, chrome brush guards, and spinners on it yet?

no bling,  he has put a suspension lift, 33" tires and lots of mud on it
oops,  you'll need a new one of them
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