Cops get over on car thieves

[indestructibleman]

if anyone's read the sci-fi novel Snow Crash, there's a somewhat similar device called a Dentate (nice Freud reference there).  the girl wears it internally and it injects the guy with a massive sedative, immediately knocking him out.

[ajgs500]

After thinking about it that device would work like twice and then word would get around and men would start checking first with their fingers or whatever.  And if a guy is going to rape a women whose to say that if that thing got stuck on his wee-wee he wouldn't beat the women to death for having it.

[pandy]

That's why the gun sounds good!  

[RVertigo]

Ruger P89 9mm

[ajgs500]

+ one for every women thats been raped or is going to be raped      

[pandy]

+2        

[ajgs500]

Ok Pandy I think we need to get on our gs's and go around and rid the world of rapists.  It would be kind of like Thelma and Louise but on bikes and we would live and the end.  Oh and RG can come with us if she wants. :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

[pandy]

Can we call ourselves Dykes on Bikes even if we're not all ghey?? I've always loved that name! (No offense intended if that title offends anyone!)

[ajgs500]

No offense taken!!!  I call other lesbians dykes all the time but I can cause I'm in the club but if you want Pandy you can be an honorary member!!!

[RVertigo]

Can I be one too? :mrgreen:

[ajgs500]

I'm ok with that.  And I hope that no one is taking this seriously!!!!!

[pandy]

Can I be one too? :mrgreen:

:lol:  :lol:  :lol: Silly boys!  :lol:

I'd be honoured to be an honourary member! Too bad there's not a rainbow colour choice!  :mrgreen:  

[pandy]

I'm ok with that.  And I hope that no one is taking this seriously!!!!!

Nothing wrong with having fun on Friday!    :mrgreen:

[ajgs500]

Ya how come boys always want to be lesbians???  anyway I got to go 2 of those screws on that front fender plate thing vibrated out.  Now I had to order them from the dealer(they dont ever have anything in stock for the gs) and they came in and I don't want to be stuck in rush hour traffic.  Bye Dykes

Edit- I wasn't talking about you(Pandy), me and rvert.  I think I know ya'll well enough to know we are all three pretty silly sometimes!!!  Which is way cool!!

[pandy]

Edit- I wasn't talking about you(Pandy), me and rvert.  I think I know ya'll well enough to know we are all three pretty silly sometimes!!!  Which is way cool!!

If YOU two get to be dykes, I get to be one, too!!!

Yeah...sometimes, one has to let one's hair down a bit....in a tiny way, it helps ease the feelings of helplessness about the world's ills...

[RVertigo]

Ya how come boys always want to be lesbians???

'cause we love vergina!!!

[pandy]

'cause we love vergina!!!

Sounds like a bad country song (oh wait, that's redundant).

[RVertigo]

Sounds like a bad country song (oh wait, that's redundant).

:lol:

My vergiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiina left me and took my dog...

[Roadstergal]

After thinking about it that device would work like twice and then word would get around and men would start checking first with their fingers or whatever.

So it would get stuck on his finger instead of his weewee.

Guns aren't the answer.  As someone who has been on the wrong end of them... especially considering the age range of the women we're concerned about.  And the income level.

[pandy]

Guns aren't the answer.  As someone who has been on the wrong end of them... especially considering the age range of the women we're concerned about.  And the income level.

We're talking fantasy here. No harm in giving the evildoers what they deserve....in our minds, at least.  :guns: