Close encounter with a weirdo...

[NiceGuysFinishLast]

^^^^^
agreed

[Blazinjr]

I was at a different bar a few weeks later and seen said weirdo in the bar and he smiles at me.   The first thing I think of was my car.  My buddy and I walk outside to find that the little turd pulled the nose of his car right up against the back of mine scratching my wonderful red primer.  I was pulled into a parking space and he had me blocked in.  He thought he had me,  I got into my car and seen it was knocked out of gear so I started it up and put it into reverse......slowly let out on the clutch until the bumpers met then I turned all 302 cubic inches loose and then proceed to push the car clear across the parking lot over the curb and into the weeds.  Went to a payphone and called the local police and reported some guy flying throught the parking lot and sliding into the weeds backwards.  I told him he left the car and went into the bar.

We sat and watched from across the street as a cruiser pulls in the parking lot then they go look at the car, call a wrecker, then go inside and bring the guy and and show him his car, and spin marks, Then he says something to the cop and the cop pointed to the car then the bar and they started yelling at each other.  

I wish I would have had some popcorn, watching him hold his ass hanging pants up with his hands cuffed behind his back was priceless.

[RVertigo]

That RULES!

[davipu]

so what did you do to get him back when you got out of jail? :nana:  :nana:

[My Name Is Dave]

Seems like punching him would be easier...but 10 points for creativity and 9 for execution.

Dave  

[Chris_B]

personally i would have taken the helmet from him and bashed it into his head. roooaaarrr.

[Blazinjr]

so what did you do to get him back when you got out of jail? :nana:  :nana:

I never went to jail, never got caught, primered the Mustang black baby!  

[70 Cam Guy]

Walmart

I found your problem.

[themaffeo]

Walmart

I found your problem.

:lol:

[pandy]

Seems like punching him would be easier...but 10 points for creativity and 9 for execution.
Dave  

I give it perfect 10's all the way across the board, including a perfect 10 for cajones!    :lol:

[Blazinjr]

Seems like punching him would be easier...but 10 points for creativity and 9 for execution.
Dave  

I give it perfect 10's all the way across the board, including a perfect 10 for cajones!    :lol:

Actually I was pretty drunk at the time and alcohol does make one think there cajones are huge

[pandy]

:lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Ok....we have to take some of the points away then.  

[Narcissus]

I walked out to the school parking lot one Friday and there was someone sitting on my bike... I was still half way across the parking lot when he saw me so he got off and started walking away. I yelled at him and ran over towards the bike cause I thought he might have done something to her. nothing to the bike but I had the helmet locked to the seat and there was a nice scratch along the bottom right of the shield, it doesn't bother me but I'm almost sure it was from him hitting it getting on or off...  :x  Not to mention the bike was in 4th or 5th when I got on and uncomfortably close to my gym teacher's Shadow.

[pandy]

This is why I got an alarm for my bike...so I know if anyone gets anywhere near him.  :guns:

[Mk1inCali]

No, I didn't shank him, but I did resolve to buy a pigsticker to carry on me now...

I almost couldn't believe he was dumb enough/careless enough to pick it up.  He knew what Shoei's are/saw the damn paint job on it, and he knew how much it was.

I would have hit him in the face with the helmet but A) his buddy was there, B) the helmet shouldn't have to suffer, C) he could have been half-crazy and went nutso on me.

Like somebody said, Walmart worker= my problem.