Please don't touch my helmet!!!

[pandy]

I leave some stuff in my tail bag, but only cuz I have an alarm on it....

[The Buddha]

Oy guys there is a 1000 ways to mess with his crap that is undetectable ...
I'll do pin prick in an in visible part of his fuel line ... will leak like a mofo when running, but he wont know, he'll just wonder why his gas mileage dropped in 1/2 ... Pin prick the vacuum line ... will run fine at low speed, cut out at higher speed I believe when vacuum drops ... and will run like sheite on that 1 cyl, Pin prick the intake boot ... similar effect ... You can also cut his ground wire and hide it where it sorta makes contact with the frame ... so it will run ... once in a while ... there is also that chloroform soaked cottom ball you put on his tire sorta where its inside the fender ... will harden up the rubber and make it blow up when it flexes, if its a belt drive ... stuff a nut of the right size between the teeth of his belt ... and the whole deal is ... you can do one after another ... a week apart or so ... and trust me I have more ... Gas in the oil tank ... razor blade his seat at the seams ... 1 at a time ... he'll think its normal wear and tear ...
Cool.
Srinath.

[Alphamazing]

Srinath, you are one vicious mofo.

I like it!