I got SCREWED!

[Phaedrus]

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So I just came back from the stealership.
Result? FREE SCREW    (sounds a bit odd)

But the weird thing was that after I explained the problem and BEFORE i started complaining about how I tought it was their fault and yada yada... the guy offered me a free screw.

Maybe one of the employees is a gstwin user?  :mrgreen:

I prepared all my rant speech for nothing   :x

Or maybe he was just sick of listening to your crap and saw where you were going with your explanation of the problem  :lol:  Good deal!

[calamari]

 cool.

after all, my explanation of the problem was something like this:

me "hi... I had my 600mi service done here, and yesterday I lost a screw..."

him: "from where?"

me: "fairing"  (now IM getting ready to spill my BS all over the place...)

him: "oh, thats common, here's a free screw"

me:  

[RVertigo]

I'm sure it happens all the time.  They order screws in bulk.

It's smarter for them to hand out 1,000 free screws than for them to try to screw 1,000 people out of a few dollars.

[Badger]

me "hi... I had my 600mi service done here, and yesterday I lost a screw..."

How much did they charge you for the 600mi service?

1.) It probably wasn't cheap, they want you to come back, the screw might help that.
2.) I'm really curious, because I'm going in tomorrow for mine at the stealership, and it looks like it's gonna be upwards of $300

[Phaedrus]

FWIW: If I remember right, my initial service was around $150 at the dealer where I bought my bike.

[Roadstergal]

A little over $200 here.

[pandy]

I'm sure it happens all the time.  They order screws in bulk.

It's smarter for them to hand out 1,000 free screws than for them to try to screw 1,000 people out of a few dollars.

Soo...the more screws you order, the cheaper your screws?  :nana:

Evil pandy on the loose! :lol:

[RVertigo]

Soo...the more screws you order, the cheaper your screws?  :nana:

You bet!

BULK!

[Roadstergal]

Soo...the more screws you order, the cheaper your screws?  :nana:

You bet!

BULK!

So THAT'S why you got married.  

[pandy]

BULK!

So THAT'S why you got married.  

You sayin' his wife is screwy?  

:lol:

[RVertigo]

So THAT'S why you got married.  

One of the many...

You've seen what I look like...     And may have seen what my wife looks like   :kiss:

That's the main reason.    :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

[pandy]

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:

Wine her.    Dine her.    Call  her.    Hold her. Surprise her.    Compliment her.    Smile at her. Listen to her.     Laugh with her.   Cry with her. Romance her.    Encourage her.    Believe in her. Pray with her. Pray for her. Cuddle with her. Shop with her.  Give her jewelry. Buy her flowers. Hold her hand. Write love letters to her. Go to the ends of the earth and back again for her. Skillfully defer to her.








HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:  

Show up naked.
Bring chicken wings.  
Have a cold microbrew at the ready.
Don't block the TV.

[RVertigo]

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:  

Show up naked.
Bring chicken wings.  
Have 6 cold microbrews at the ready.
Don't block the TV.

BOING!

[pandy]

:lol:  :lol:  :lol:

See? We wiminz can't do ANYTHING right!  


:nana:  :lol:

[RVertigo]

It's the thought that counts...

You just gotta remember the six Ps.

Proper prior preparation prevents poor performance.

And when you think of the six Ps...  Think of a Six Pack!

[Roadstergal]

Think of a Six Pack!

That tends to promote poor "performance!"  

[RVertigo]

Not if you're trying to impress the guy.  

And...  Not that this is appropriate at all, but too much alcohol can have an effect that the women might enjoy...  Since it is a pain killer.  

[My Name Is Dave]

Not if you're trying to impress the guy.  

And...  Not that this is appropriate at all, but too much alcohol can have an effect that the women might enjoy...  Since it is a pain killer.  

Be careful with that ledge though; there's "whiskey duck" (constant boner) and then there's "whiskey duck" (lack of boner). I usually find that I have crossed the line once it's too late. But at that point, I guess I shouldn't even be having sex.

[RVertigo]

Reminds me of a DK song...

"Too Drunk To f%$k"

Went to a party
I danced all night
I drank 16 beers
And I started up a fight

But now I am jaded
You're out of luck
I'm rolling down the stairs
Too drunk to f%$k

Too drunk to f%$k
Too drunk to f%$k
Too drunk, to f%$k
I'm too drunk, too drunk, too drunk
To f%$k

I like your stories
I love your gun
Shooting out truck tires
Sounds like loads and loads of fun

But in my room
Wish you were dead
You ball like the baby
In Eraserhead

Too drunk to f%$k
Too drunk to f%$k
Too drunk, to f%$k
It's all I need right now
Too drunk to f%$k

Too drunk to f%$k
Too drunk to f%$k
Too drunk, to f%$k
I'm sick soft gooey and cold
Too drunk to f%$k

I'm about to drop
My head's a mess
The only salvation is
I'll never see you again

You give me head
It makes it worse
Take out your fuckin' retainer
Put it in your purse

I'm too drunk to f%$k
You're to drunk to f%$k
Too drunk to f%$k
It's all I need right now Oh baby
I'm melting like an ice cream bar
Oh baby

And now I got diarrhea
Too drunk to f%$k
Yeah, Yeah
Yeah, Yeah
Yeah, Yeah
Oooohhh

[calamari]

offtopic again...

but why?  
everytime I open a topic, it ends up like this.
very interesting