Gone fishing

[ginoe]

A young guy from NYC moves to Arkansas and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job.

The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?"

The kid says "Yeah. I was a salesman back in NYC."

Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did."

His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down. "How many customers bought something from you today?

The kid says, "One". The boss says "Just one? Our sales people average 20 to 30 customers a day. How much was the sale for?"

The kid says, "$101,237.65". The boss says "$101,237.65? What the heck did you sell?"

The kid says, "First, I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fishhook. Then I sold him a larger fishhook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Expedition."

The boss said "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a BOAT and a TRUCK?"

The kid said "No, the guy came in here to buy Tampons for his wife, and I said, "Dude, your weekend's shot, you should go fishing.' "

[RVertigo]

:lol:

[NiceGuysFinishLast]

lmao.. seriously though, I did something similar when I was an electronics salesman.. guy and his wife come in with 2 kids about 8:15 (we closed at 9:00), started looking at DVD players, nobody wanted to help 'em, cuz we're commission, and DVD players pay MAX $1.50... I went over, answered a few questions, asked what they were gonna hook it up to... "not sure yet, thinking about a big screen"... long story short, I sold em a 50" HD Panasonic Plasma, a 42" ED Panasonic Plasma, a 46" Toshiba DLP (for their 9 year old son's playroom... wtf?), a stand for the TV, mounts for both plasmas, warranty on the DLP, the DVD player, cables, EVERYTHING they could ever want.. got em our credit card for $10K, they put another thousand on their Amex... $11K sale on a guy who was looking at DVD players... all told, I made about $500 to $575 on that one deal.... my coworkers hated me, but I told em they were idiots and should be mad at themselves.... of course, it didn't help that I was 18, and everyone else was in their 30's... ("stupid kids".... etc)

[pandy]

WHO SAID MEN WEREN'T SENSITIVE?

A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar.

They talk, they connect and they end up leaving together.

They get back to his apartment and she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears. Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, cuddly medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher, and huge enormous bears on the top shelf along the wall.

The woman is surprised that this guy would have a collection of teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but she decides not to mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side.

She turns to him... they kiss... and then they rip each other's clothes.... After an intense night of passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and asks, smiling, "Well, how was it?"

The guy says:

 "Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."

[Alphamazing]

Both of these joke made me lol. In real life. I :lol: ed. Twice.

[The Buddha]

afterglow

Afterglow ... afterglow ... there is supposed to be afterglow ... OK The next month I am shining the light on her face ... OH wait ... is afterglow when she asks are you done yet ... OK then I gots me afterglow ...
Cool.
Srinath.

[ktrim]

i thought afterglow was from the light coming on afterwards when she goes to get me a drink?  was I wrong??