the parts department

['04gs500f]

"What sane person could possibly enjoy sex after nine straight years of masturbation?!" A sneer crept over the speakers half-lit face as he held up a loose fist exaggerating a motion his peers knew all too well themselves. "Besides, when was the last time a monitor or magazine protested a short lived session of unholy pleasure?"
   One of the onlookers chimed in, "quickies without bitching, I can't protest...." A few laughs emanated from the cloud of smoke where they were all lounging about the storage area of the parts department from within the motorcycle shop. It was a saturday evening long past business hours, yet there the employees sat, discussing anything that came to mind. A light flicked on behind the small group, the bubble of bong water and clinking of beer bottles settled to a still as all five of them turned in shameless curiosity to see who was approaching.
   Clad in an overly worn pin-stripe suit, the pudgy figured crept around the corner just where the light switch was located, his beady blue eyes peering out from behind coke bottle bottom sized eyeglasses. "Ello gentlemen," Henry bellowed from the safety of his lit corner, the clinking of bottles sounded at the same time from his general direction. All five men hollered out, "and he brought beer!" Applause rang throughout the department as joyful hearts rejoiced once again in their festivities.

- excerpts from "A Boring Life to Live"

[calamari]

last time I remember, you got a job at a motorcycle shop, no?

[scratch]

Once upon a time, a man asked a woman, "Will you marry me?"

The girl said, NO!"

And the guy lived happily ever after and went boating, fishing, hunting, played golf a lot  and drank beer whenever he wanted.

 
                                                      The End

['04gs500f]

Once upon a time, a man asked a woman, "Will you marry me?"

The girl said, NO!"

And the guy lived happily ever after and went boating, fishing, hunting, played golf a lot  and drank beer whenever he wanted.

 
                                                      The End

well said...

[sys49152]

Once upon a time..

:lol: That was great!  Read it with my wife and we both broke out laughing.. um.. wonder what she was thinking..?