L - E - S -B - I - A - N

[yamahonkawazuki]

Rickety Tickety Tin, no points for my tho, im drunk and googled it

[callmelenny]

Another word I want to bring back is petrichor.  

That is a good one, didn't know it.

I try to use "quincunx" and "niggardly" around my sensitive friends just make their blood boil. :lol:

Sound like bad words but aren't

[indestructibleman]

Rickety Tickety Tin, no points for my tho, im drunk and googled it

that's not the song's title.  at least not the one listed on the album.

[yamahonkawazuki]

Rickety Tickety Tin, no points for my tho, im drunk and googled it

that's not the song's title.  at least not the one listed on the album.

click here

[indestructibleman]

yeah, they have the title listed incorrectly.  that is the right song, it's just not what he calls it on the album.

[Gisser]

hmmm, why not just call both of them just ghey. men and/or women. instead of 1 term for one group and 1 term for the other. but hey whatever floats your boat  

Why Lesbians Aren't ghey

Personality

Picnic activity...
ghey Male Tendencies -Sunbathe
Lesbian Tendencies -Play softball (Softball has been the lesbian game since WWII)

Bar activity...
ghey Male Tendencies -Dance
Lesbian Tendencies -Shoot pool (AIDS has decimated choreographers)

Opinion of perfume...
ghey Male Tendencies -Enjoy
Lesbian Tendencies -Resent ("Scent-free zones" at lesbian-feminist venues)

Interest in fashion...
ghey Male Tendencies -High (Versace, Perry Ellis, Yves Saint Laurent)  
Lesbian Tendencies -Low    

Sense of humor...
ghey Male Tendencies -Campy, self-deprecating, waspish
Lesbian Tendencies -Satirical, political (You don't see many lesbian drag king shows)  

Fantasy job...
ghey Male Tendencies -Entertainer
Lesbian Tendencies -Pro athlete (Lesbians about 30% of golf/tennis touring pros)

Motivated by need for...
ghey Male Tendencies -Attention & adoration ((ghey figure skaters)
Lesbian Tendencies -Leadership & domination (Lesbian army officers)

Cultural tastes

ghey Male Tendencies -Classical & avant-garde
Lesbian Tendencies -Folksy, traditional (Indigo Girls)

ghey Male Tendencies -Snobbish, hierarchizing
Lesbian Tendencies -Sensitive to lesser talents (Lesbians big on "Expanding the Canon")

ghey Male Tendencies -Idolize Classical Greeks (Greeks made ghey traits central to Western art)
Lesbian Tendencies -Resent dead white European males  

ghey Male Tendencies -Musical (In UK "musical" is euphemism for "ghey")
Lesbian Tendencies -Wordy (Big growth in "women's" bookstores)  

Sex

ghey Male Tendencies -Ravaged by AIDS
Lesbian Tendencies -Untouched by AIDS  

ghey Male Tendencies -Promiscuity
Lesbian Tendencies -Monogamy (Lesbian bathouses in S.F. were big flop)

ghey Male Tendencies -High sexual activity level
Lesbian Tendencies -Low sexual activity level ("Lesbian Bed Death" syndrome)

ghey Male Tendencies -Fascinated by beauty
Lesbian Tendencies -Resent male fascination with beauty (Death in Venice, Billy Budd and other operas by Britten)

ghey Male Tendencies -Avid for pornography
Lesbian Tendencies -Outraged by porn (But verbal erotica popular with some lesbians)

ghey Male Tendencies -Often have sex in a semi-public spot (Dangerous to bring many strange men home)
Lesbian Tendencies -Sex at home  

ghey Male Tendencies -Fantasy & degradation (Leather/S&M)
Lesbian Tendencies -Less adventurous (cuddling)

Gays absent from hetero porn
"Lesbians" a staple of hetero porn See Penthouse

Ideal sex partner...
ghey Male Tendencies -Young, thin, handsome
Lesbian Tendencies -Looks not too important (See newspaper "Personal" ads)

Politics

ghey Male Tendencies -Unpolitical, hedonistic (Where is ghey MLK Jr. or Malcolm X?)
Lesbian Tendencies -Political, activistic

ghey Male Tendencies -Don't claim to speak for all men
Lesbian Tendencies -Claim to speak for all women (Patricia Ireland, lesbian leader of NOW, titled her memoirs What Women Want)

"Why I'm ghey: Nature"
"Why I'm a lesbian: Nurture" (Feminists see orientation as a political choice)

ghey Male Tendencies -Frequently persecuted
Lesbian Tendencies -Frequently ignored (Lesbianism legal in Victorian England & Nazi Germany)

[NiceGuysFinishLast]

hah, the thread that won't die!  :lol:

[JetSwing]

hah, the thread that won't die!  :lol:

as long as there are lesbians in this world, this thread shall never die!  

[Roadstergal]

Softball is the old lesbian game.  Rugby is the young lesbian game.

[yamahonkawazuki]

hmmm, why not just call both of them just ghey. men and/or women. instead of 1 term for one group and 1 term for the other. but hey whatever floats your boat  

Why Lesbians Aren't ghey

Personality

Picnic activity...
ghey Male Tendencies -Sunbathe
Lesbian Tendencies -Play softball (Softball has been the lesbian game since WWII)

Bar activity...
ghey Male Tendencies -Dance
Lesbian Tendencies -Shoot pool (AIDS has decimated choreographers)

Opinion of perfume...
ghey Male Tendencies -Enjoy
Lesbian Tendencies -Resent ("Scent-free zones" at lesbian-feminist venues)

Interest in fashion...
ghey Male Tendencies -High (Versace, Perry Ellis, Yves Saint Laurent)  
Lesbian Tendencies -Low    

Sense of humor...
ghey Male Tendencies -Campy, self-deprecating, waspish
Lesbian Tendencies -Satirical, political (You don't see many lesbian drag king shows)  

Fantasy job...
ghey Male Tendencies -Entertainer
Lesbian Tendencies -Pro athlete (Lesbians about 30% of golf/tennis touring pros)

Motivated by need for...
ghey Male Tendencies -Attention & adoration ((ghey figure skaters)
Lesbian Tendencies -Leadership & domination (Lesbian army officers)

Cultural tastes

ghey Male Tendencies -Classical & avant-garde
Lesbian Tendencies -Folksy, traditional (Indigo Girls)

ghey Male Tendencies -Snobbish, hierarchizing
Lesbian Tendencies -Sensitive to lesser talents (Lesbians big on "Expanding the Canon")

ghey Male Tendencies -Idolize Classical Greeks (Greeks made ghey traits central to Western art)
Lesbian Tendencies -Resent dead white European males  

ghey Male Tendencies -Musical (In UK "musical" is euphemism for "ghey")
Lesbian Tendencies -Wordy (Big growth in "women's" bookstores)  

Sex

ghey Male Tendencies -Ravaged by AIDS
Lesbian Tendencies -Untouched by AIDS  

ghey Male Tendencies -Promiscuity
Lesbian Tendencies -Monogamy (Lesbian bathouses in S.F. were big flop)

ghey Male Tendencies -High sexual activity level
Lesbian Tendencies -Low sexual activity level ("Lesbian Bed Death" syndrome)

ghey Male Tendencies -Fascinated by beauty
Lesbian Tendencies -Resent male fascination with beauty (Death in Venice, Billy Budd and other operas by Britten)

ghey Male Tendencies -Avid for pornography
Lesbian Tendencies -Outraged by porn (But verbal erotica popular with some lesbians)

ghey Male Tendencies -Often have sex in a semi-public spot (Dangerous to bring many strange men home)
Lesbian Tendencies -Sex at home  

ghey Male Tendencies -Fantasy & degradation (Leather/S&M)
Lesbian Tendencies -Less adventurous (cuddling)

Gays absent from hetero porn
"Lesbians" a staple of hetero porn See Penthouse

Ideal sex partner...
ghey Male Tendencies -Young, thin, handsome
Lesbian Tendencies -Looks not too important (See newspaper "Personal" ads)

Politics

ghey Male Tendencies -Unpolitical, hedonistic (Where is ghey MLK Jr. or Malcolm X?)
Lesbian Tendencies -Political, activistic

ghey Male Tendencies -Don't claim to speak for all men
Lesbian Tendencies -Claim to speak for all women (Patricia Ireland, lesbian leader of NOW, titled her memoirs What Women Want)

"Why I'm ghey: Nature"
"Why I'm a lesbian: Nurture" (Feminists see orientation as a political choice)

ghey Male Tendencies -Frequently persecuted
Lesbian Tendencies -Frequently ignored (Lesbianism legal in Victorian England & Nazi Germany)

. okay, but are they both also known as "homosexuals"?

[indestructibleman]

1. tentacle porn     

Any of a wide variety of primarily Japanese hentai anime films, dealing with demons or space creatures with multiple appendages not unlike tentacles. Many are either naturally occuring shapes i.e. round with suckers, or often times have genitalia, usually of the masculine variety. See hentai, sailor fuku, and anime for additional info. Developed as an alternative to showing male genitalia, which is not legal in Japanese live-action adult films.

bad kid's costume idea for halloween:

[bettingpython]

Softball is the old lesbian game.  Rugby is the young lesbian game.

I didn't know that, glad you brought it to light.

So what is the sport of bi sexual women?

[The Buddha]

Holy ancient thread batman.
Cool.
Buddha.

[mister]

Michael

[Toogoofy317]

Wowser this thread just won't die!

Mary

[k.rollin]

[Onlypastrana199]

Did someone call me? 

[bettingpython]

Did someone call me? 

Just remembering good times

[The Buddha]

Did someone call me? 

Muhahahahahahahahahah hahahhahahahahahahah ... hahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahah ...

Wassup girl.

Cool.
Buddha.

PS: (Yea I am buddha now. I know, lame, but in this recession I couldn't afford a better nick name)

[Onlypastrana199]

You've been Buddha for a while. Lots going on...my custom title needs to change to married to the forbidden one now! How have you been?