Cool bike "phrases"

[Badger]

[Faxxxy]

The most dangerous words in aviation are: "Watch This!"

Exponentially worse when proceeded by the words, "Hold my beer"

Hrm...there's another aviation term: "8 hours from bottle to throttle".  Referring to the MANDITORY waiting period between consuming any alcoholic beverage and exercising the privileges of your pilot's license...intoxicated or not.

We always say
"two wheels.. Two beers"

I think this is generally per hour..

[finmac]

four wheels BAD, two wheels GOOD

[dionysus]

four wheels BAD, two wheels GOOD

Damn, where have I seen that before?

[finmac]

I saw it in a dream. Its brilliant isn't it??

[dionysus]

I saw it in a dream. Its brilliant isn't it??

I'd have to agree.

[scratch]

I'd rather sweat than bleed.

Or,

I'd rather sweat and be riding, than sitting on the side of the road bleeding.

[Alphamazing]

I'd rather sweat than bleed.

Or,

I'd rather sweat and be riding, than sitting on the side of the road bleeding.

   

Perfect.

[scratch]

I'd rather look silly in leathers, than look stupid with roadrash.

I'd rather be sitting on the side of the road in my leathers, looking at my bike after a crash and be saying, "I wont do that again", than being in too much anguish from my wounds to think about what I did wrong.

[JoChan23]

I'd rather sweat than bleed.

Or,

I'd rather sweat and be riding, than sitting on the side of the road bleeding.

I'd rather bleed and ride... than sit and sweat

- Jordan

[JoChan23]

[thirdman]

The best bike in the world is the one currently under your butt.

[Blueknyt]

Heat rash beats Road rash

Leathers are hot, skin grafts are not

[surlybruce]

Nobody Is perfect not even a perfect stranger . / The only thing I am fanatical about is not being fanatical. / I only know enough french to get kicked out of a strip joint in Quebec . Ithink I know more but I have a huge hang over.

[Badger]

Lest we forget: "Slow in, fast out.", or "go slow in the slow parts to go fast in the fast parts."

[davipu]

ring, ring, ring. bananna phone.

[Badger]

ring, ring, ring. bananna phone.

Admit it...you've been waiting all day for me to post.  :lol:

If so...sorry to keep you waiting.  It was a beautiful day, I've been out riding.  

[Cal Price]

The most uncool bike phrase is

               "SORRY MATE I DIDN'T SEE YOU"

[Gisser]

Just flick it.

And, conversely...

Go in slow and come out.......alive.

[pandy]

That'll buff right out....