Fun Facts

[aqxea2500]

Are all these facts from MISTUPID.COM    

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Sorry, this posting is better suited to this thread.

Jesus died and rose from the dead in 3 days.  It took Jack Bauer less than an hour.  And he's done it twice.
Jack Bauer once double teamed a girl.....by himself.
If Jack Bauer and MacGyver were locked in a room together, Jack would make a bomb out of MacGyver and get out.
Jack Bauers calender goes from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Jack Bauer.
If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Jack Bauer says its beef. Then it's f%$king beef.
Superman's only weakness is Kryptonite.  Jack Bauer laughs at Superman for having a weakness.

[CndnMax]

It is impossible to lick your elbow.

Ive seen some one do it, she doesn't have that thin piece of skin that holds ur tongue to the bottom of ur mouth. Kinda creepy actually, but then a gain