You might be a GStwin member if....

[Phaedrus]

You might be a GStwinner if....

- You see little red robots in your sleep

- You have developed an unnatural hatred of purple

- You think anyone that has a bike bigger than a GS500 is a "squid"

- You know the difference between a lesbian and a lesbien

- You get excited when DK-TRADER lists scratch and dent wileyco's on eBay

- You wish you knew as much as Kerry

- You have, at one time, made atleast one comment about Roadstergal's ass

- You can can associate the following custom titles to their members: "Bed Wetter, Micro Phallus, and Wants Boobs"

- You know what a "nood" is

- You wish there was a real life "Tard Farm" that you could send people to

Anyone want to add to this?

[JetSwing]

- You can turn any topic of coversation into lesbian or purple

[JetSwing]

-You aspire to be a whore

[JetSwing]

- You think the answer to all problems is search

[JetSwing]

- You're proud to be a Purple Pansy

- You can not do simple math or read

- You want my boobs  

[Phaedrus]

- You keep track of Roadstergal's bike count

- You find yourself looking for the same emoticons in AIM and Yahoo IM.

- Your gear cost you as much as your bike

- When comparing the GS to the Ninja 500, your first response is "yeah, well, the Ninja is UGLY"

[JetSwing]

- You think GS500 is the best sport, noob, stunt, touring bike ever

[JetSwing]

- You love ninjas with all of your body (including your pee pee)

[JetSwing]

- You have confessed your love for GSTwin.com to a total stranger (in hopes of getting hooked also)

[JetSwing]

- Your bike's color is rust

- Both of the engine covers have scratches

- Your bike is missing the highbeam indicator light cover

- You know the rejet settings by heart even though you haven't rejetted your bike yet

[pnaberhaus]

You kan't spell, youse korrect punk-shoe-a-shun, and yur grammer needs a lot  of work too.

[JetSwing]

- You think your going 130mph when you're actually going only 80mph  

- Your bike has more parts from other bikes than its own

[JetSwing]

- You're always drunk  :nana:

[JetSwing]

- You have wet dreams about rg's ass and aj's nipple  

[JetSwing]

- You think your kitchen doubles as a garage

[JetSwing]

- You prepare a speech for the Post Whore of the Week Award

- You become angry when you find out that you''re not part of the Post Whore of the Week contest

[JetSwing]

- You have unlimited ideas for "You might be a GStwinner if...." thread  

[JetSwing]

- You think you get paid for surfing GSTwin.com

[JetSwing]

- You get teased by girls for having a cute bike

[Phaedrus]

- You submit ideas "one sentance-per post", to give you a higher post count