I hate my roommates Girlfriend

[ashman]

If anyone has seen napolian dynomite they'll kno this. I call her tina you fat lard, not to her face now, im not that mean. But god i hate this girl, she is here ALL THE TIME! like get a freakin life!!!! he gets off work and 10 min later she is in the door. I picked my roommate cuz he is cool, not tina fat tubba lard, but suddenly she is the 3rd roommate. this girl must have no social life cuz she is constantly w/ my roommate. she is 26 he is 22 yr old college student. she has a degree and waits tables, 26 yrs old. i just wanna tell her, go fuckin grow up!  he nd I r students, we work shitty jobs and have late nights drinking. BUT YUR 26 yur not a yung lil student n e more. DAMN IT TINA, get a life and get out of my house!

-ash

[ajgs500]

Ummmm I like college students and I am old??  I dont know what to tell you??  Just act like a total freak and maybe she will go away.  Uh and I am soory she is a tub of lard.  If only she was hot maybe it would be more bearable.

[pantablo]

maybe she appreciates your roomates big, uh...you know.

[Alphamazing]

My roommate is a big fatty. A big fat guy. Now, when I say he's fat, he's not just normal fat. This guy is a fuckin' sphere. He's a ROUND motherfucker. Seriously. So freakin' fat. It's funny seeing us in the same room because we're polar opposites.

[jake42]

just sleep with her. He'll be pissed at you, but he'll get over it.

then you can both hate her.

[Blazinjr]

My roommate is a big fatty. A big fat guy. Now, when I say he's fat, he's not just normal fat. This guy is a fuckin' sphere. He's a ROUND motherfucker. Seriously. So freakin' fat. It's funny seeing us in the same room because we're polar opposites.

So just say how you really feel.  

You forgot bulbous

[jake42]

So just say how you really feel.  

don't say that,  you'll just piss him off.

[ashman]

just sleep with her. He'll be pissed at you, but he'll get over it.

then you can both hate her.

ya, i could make so many negative comments about that uh, comment, i'm not even gonna. 1st id have to be able to get it up aint enuff viagra in the world. 2nd i'd have to chop my duck off after cuz it would shrivel up and die after being in the nether reigions of her satanic naughty place and pablo your a sick man.
I cranked up my amp and picked up my guitar to vent my frustrations, i cranked it LOUD. it worked! a hour or 2 later came out and they were gone. the systems works.  
-ash

[zukiGS500]

Man I wish my roomates had girlfriends. Evertime i have people over, they hit on my female friends. And they wont take a hint. One of them hit on this gril for like 4 hours, he didnt seem to care she had a boyfriend. A few friends wont even come over anymore if my roomies are around.

[ajgs500]

Hey screw the viagra  I have access to all of the cialis you might ever need!!!!

[Phaedrus]

Three words man: BOSTON BAKED BEANS  

[pandy]

maybe she appreciates your roomates big, uh...you know.

Brain?  

[Phaedrus]

I've been told I have a really large neck, and a large head.  

[pandy]

Oh...and shallowness sucks (laughing at someone because of their weight, what they look like, etc?   ).















P.S. And that's not meant for you, Phae!  :kiss:

[Phaedrus]

I was wondering about that. I was like huh? I don't pick on people because of how they look. There isn't much fun in that. It is much funner to pick on people who think they are perfect, than the ones that know they aren't

By the way pandy, I'd just like to remind you (again) that I have a large head.  

[pandy]

I was wondering about that. I was like huh? I don't pick on people because of how they look. There isn't much fun in that. It is much funner to pick on people who think they are perfect, than the ones that know they aren't By the way pandy, I'd just like to remind you (again) that I have a large head.  

Well, I knew you'd be self-centered enough to think that my post (and the world) revolves around you, so I figured I'd set you straight...er...so to speak...immediately. :nana:  :nana:  :nana:  :kiss:

As for your large head.....ahem...I imagine that's due to your large....BRAIN!?  :nana:  :lol:

[oppy00]

One thing you could do, is kill her with kindness.

By that I mean, cook dinner for your roommate, and her, but 'accidentally' spill X-Lax in her stew, or make something she won't eat (like steak if she's a vegitarian).  Do "nice" things for her that end up killing her.


Or the ever subtle:
You could decide that you need to vacuum the whole house, while she is trying to watch TV.  I mean your roommate will appreciate the clean house, right?

Wait for her to come over, then drop a HUGE duece in the kamode.  Either call your roommate and her in to see how HUGE it is, or don't flush.  If you can't stomach either of these, just talk about how HUGE it was in front of her.

Or the not so subtle:
Tell her she is a dumb fat Buddha Loves You who needs to use her degree for something other than f%$king up your life.  Then punch her in her fat face, and push her down some stairs.  Be sure to laugh as she tumbles down, while calling out insults.  She should get the hint after that.

Or the grown up approach:
Tell your roommate that his (fat) girlfriend is spending WAY too much time at your place.  (Lie) Tell him you don't mind her, but that you need sanctuary at the apartment.  Ask him to go to her place, or just to limit her visits somehow.  (Lie) Tell him you need to study.

[natedawg120]

Or the grown up approach:
Tell your roommate that his (fat) girlfriend is spending WAY too much time at your place.  (Lie) Tell him you don't mind her, but that you need sanctuary at the apartment.  Ask him to go to her place, or just to limit her visits somehow.  (Lie) Tell him you need to study.

Thats the one talk to your roommate and get them to split time at each others place.

[Blueknyt]

yup, peace and harmony between roomies is a must, granted he needs a spot to eh hem, do his thing, and you yours, but.  dont let it boil man.  let him know. its bringing in the bad vibes.

[Kessen]

...god i hate this girl, she is here ALL THE TIME! like get a freakin life!!!!...

-ash

Do i sense a little sexual chemistry between you two lovebirds?