The Haiku Thread...

[vtlion]

the SV slumbers
temps low as alpha's calc grade
my right wrist is sad  

[Alphamazing]

The test was not bad
We had a funny problem
I drew a turkey

[vtlion]

worsham field winds blow
yet tarheels resufe to die
I never liked blue  

[Alphamazing]

I still like haikus
Why did this thread die so fast?
Illiterate jerks

[ajgs500]

Tricks are for hookers
White sheets are for Delta Dawn
Two dollar holler

[vtlion]

oil level is good
tire pressure is good as well
spring is here.... BOOOOOOOYAH!!!!!

[NiceGuysFinishLast]

I wrote a haiku
it wasn't very good though
so I won't share it

[Alphamazing]

I wrote a haiku
it wasn't very good though
so I won't share it

You stole that from Bash.
Perhaps you should write your own,
You comical nood.

[annguyen1981]

NICEGUYSFINISHLAST
has a similar picture as
ALPHAFIRE X5

[Alphamazing]

NICEGUYSFINISHLAST
has a similar picture as
ALPHAFIRE X5

My name doesn't work
It contains six syllables
Not the needed five

[annguyen1981]

It is 5 - 8 - 5
or is it 5 - 7 - 5
DAMN IT!  I don't care!

[NiceGuysFinishLast]

I wrote a haiku
it wasn't very good though
so I won't share it

You stole that from Bash.
Perhaps you should write your own,
You comical nood.

You're right it's stolen
I was too tired to write one
Ok I'm lazy

[Alphamazing]

I wrote a haiku
it wasn't very good though
so I won't share it

You stole that from Bash.
Perhaps you should write your own,
You comical nood.

You're right it's stolen
I was too tired to write one
Ok I'm lazy

Please maintain your form!
Unless you meant to say "tard"
Are haikus that hard?

[NiceGuysFinishLast]

I wrote a haiku
it wasn't very good though
so I won't share it

You stole that from Bash.
Perhaps you should write your own,
You comical nood.

You're right it's stolen
I was too tired to write one
Ok I'm lazy

Please maintain your form!
Unless you meant to say "tard"
Are haikus that hard?

I debated long
and hard on syllable count
tired is two, true

[ajgs500]

Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo
Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo
Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo

[scratch]

Experience life
for life is an experi-
ence love sex pleasure

[scratch]

Did I do so good
I cannot tell for my words
often ramble off

[pandy]

GS haiku bad
my eyes are hurting a lot
please stop the pain now

[Alphamazing]

I love my GS
four hundred eighty seven
ccs of pure joy.

[Codger]

Old man on GS
Never rides terribly fast
Stupidly happy.