The Haiku Thread...

RVertigo · March 27, 2006, 03:28:19 PM

Why is this thread back?
Haikus should stay in the past
And leave me alone

Alphamazing · April 12, 2007, 10:33:47 PM

Whoah! Thread revival!
What the hell am I thinking?
I am slightly drunk.

pandy · April 12, 2007, 10:38:43 PM

AlphaFire is drunk.
He is tolerable now.
I hope he stays drunk.

nick_villan · April 12, 2007, 10:41:03 PM

lol

for liqour

pandy · April 12, 2007, 10:43:32 PM

Quote from: nick_villan on April 12, 2007, 10:41:03 PM
lol for liqour

That is not haiku.
This thread is just for haiku.
Please speak in haiku.

nick_villan · April 12, 2007, 11:10:16 PM

i didnt really now
drink alpha, drink until you
cant drink no more

makenzie71 · April 12, 2007, 11:11:17 PM

Haiku is quite lame
real men speak arabic prose
Arabic prose is lame too

yamahonkawazuki · April 12, 2007, 11:19:18 PM

i have drunk too much
i am Übersexy when drunk
i need to stay drunk

yamahonkawazuki · March 08, 2008, 02:26:38 AM

Your file was so big.
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.

The Web site you seek
Cannot be located, but
Countless more exist.

Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.

Program aborting:
Close all that you have worked on.
You ask far too much.

Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.

Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.

First snow, then silence.
This thousand-dollar screen dies
So beautifully.

With searching comes loss
And the presence of absence:
"My Novel" not found.

The Tao that is seen
Is not the true Tao - until
You bring fresh toner.

Stay the patient course.
Of little worth is your ire.
The network is down.

A crash reduces
Your expensive computer
To a simple stone.

Three things are certain:
Death, taxes and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.

You step in the stream,
But the water has moved on.
This page is not here.

Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.

Having been erased,
The document you are seeking
Must now be retyped.

Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.

The Antibody · March 08, 2008, 10:55:17 PM

oh my freaking Gawd
What a waste of precious time
can't believe it's back.

yes I am quite bored
it is twelve thirty at night
it's time to rack out.

yamahonkawazuki · March 09, 2008, 12:02:49 AM

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