You made the news!!

[Jake D]

Dumbass.

http://www.kansascity.com/mld/kansascity/13474487.htm

Nearly appoached the Darwin Award Winner status.

Click on the link above to find out what happens when you try to swallow a cell phone.

[that_guy]

that is so great.  I wonder if she got any calls while it was lodged?

[Phaedrus]

Another good one:

http://www.securityfocus.com/news/11365

The Sober virus tricked the guy into going to the authorities and admitting he had kiddie porn on his computer. Haha.  

[Caffeine]

Hope it wasn't set to "vibrate".   That woulda been weird.

Would the ability to swallow a cell phone make her a good girlfriend in other ways?   :dunno:

[Blueknyt]

SHE"S ROMING, AT PEAK HOURS!!!!  IM GOING IN


didnt want her boyfriend to see what Bo was callin eh?

[starwalt]

I've seen xrays of this kind of thing. Usually it involves foreign objects that "got away" from the patient and slipped past a sphincter.

Once two radiography students were walking down the hall, giggling while holding an xray. I asked what was so funny? They held the film up to the light and I could clearly see the refrigerator lamp imposed between the patient's plevis/hip crests. They asked "What kind of bulb is that?" I replied "It looks like a refrigerator or oven lamp. They are usually elongated like that." They then asked, "Why would he have black electrical tape wrapped around it? Some of the tape was...outside."

At this point, a small group had gathered around and the giggles were becoming too loud to cover up. I replied "My guess is he didn't want to get cut in there in case the glass broke. That would ruin the moment wouldn't it?"

I heard another story from an orthopeadic surgical assistant about a large vavle spring and an embarrased couple who came into the ER one night. It must have been fun until the physics of simple hydraulics wouldn't let him "relax" due to being pinched off. It was a case of easy on, but not easy off. They used a bolt cutter to clip the spring segments after putting a topical anesthetic on his skin to reduce the affect of some minor pinching.   I couldn't call    because I wasn't there. It did seem plausible though.

Another guy swears he had a film of a small coke bottle (glass) that "got away" from the patient. I didn't see that one either.