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How many things wrong with this picture?

Started by Rema1000, January 03, 2006, 09:30:15 PM

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Rema1000

How many things wrong with this picture, found at a "stock photography" website, listed with keywords "motorcycle, racing" :roll: ?

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annguyen1981

I think that's a hockey helmet???
Also, the background looks like it's supposed to be moving really fast, so why is there a reflection of some guy still on the tank?
Speaking of speed, the handlebars are turned the wrong way for this "rider" to be turning left. (countersteering)

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makenzie71

Impropper gear.
People don't race Boulevards.
She's nearly kissing the handle-bars.
BAckground ps'ed.

calamari

to recap...

+ hockey helmet
+ helmet way big for her
+ no leather/mesh jacket
+ open jacket
+ handlebars turning left to go left...? wtf!
+ cruiser motocycle racing?
+ reflection of guy standing taking pic (shopped back)
+ she's racing on a parking lot... full of cars (look ta helmet reflection again)
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makenzie71

the handlebars are irrellevent.  What if she's turning left at a slow speed?

annguyen1981

I think the PS background was for speed effect.

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2004 YZF-R6 - Stolen 5/25/07
2004 GS500f - Sold to Bluelespaul
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scratch

You guys are missing the most important element...she's crossed up in her riding position!
The motorcycle is no longer the hobby, the skill has become the hobby.

Power does not compare to skill.  What good is power without the skill to use it?

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94suzuki500

Quote from: scratchYou guys are missing the most important element...she's crossed up in her riding position!

as though she is making a slow turn, letting the bike lean instead of you with the bike.  i was gonna say that, i read all the posts only to have the last one agree with what i was gonna say.  dangit. :x

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pantablo

you guys would be surprised what smoke-n-mirrors stuff is done with stock photography for ads and such. My wife works in advertising... its quite amusing really.
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Quote from: makenzie71 on August 21, 2006, 09:47:40 PM...not like normal sex, either...like sex with chicks.

Caffeine

Headlight is "off".   Maybe it just got hit by a bug at 140 MPH?
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My two-pennyworth. I recon the bike is on the side stand switched off, just posed-up in a parking lot or a dealership maybe.
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pandy

How many of us ride with our hair in our faces/eyes!?  :roll:
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scratch

Quote from: pandyHow many of us ride with our hair in our faces/eyes!?  :roll:
When I haven't had a haircut in a while...
The motorcycle is no longer the hobby, the skill has become the hobby.

Power does not compare to skill.  What good is power without the skill to use it?

QuoteOriginally posted by Wintermute on BayAreaRidersForum.com
good judgement trumps good skills every time.

ktrim

that bike must have a huge invisible fairing thats blocking all the wind,  her jacket is open and not blowing back (either that or it the bast riding gear ever made as it is not affectd by wind)
oops,  you'll need a new one of them

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