cleavage magnetism

[pandy]

but there are boudaries in the work situation and it is my response that keeps those boundaries functional.

Right on!  (one of many reasons starwalt is my hero: maturity and common sense)

We won't even get into the many, MANY problems your co-worker obviously has. 

[Jake D]

Dude, starwalt. . . that sounds hot.  I wanted to work where you work!

Ughhh! 

[starwalt]

We won't even get into the many, MANY problems your co-worker obviously has. 

Yeah, she's a head case. Obsessed with her looks, it is why she works out like a demon, tans in season to dark brown, has ridiculous amounts of cosmetic surgery perfomed, and always has some "crisis du jour" going on.

I saw her yesterday. She was wearing rose colored glasses to cover the lazer blasting done around her eyes to reduce the wrinkles induced by the tanning.  The hell I'm going to pay some doc to give me 2nd/3rd degree burns around my eyes to get rid of something I induced to begin with!  Just sad.

Jake D, it is a great job...really. I've got a very mature (not age wise) operator at another site that is drop dead beautiful. Smooth Hershey brown skin. Large brown/black eyes (She is great to maintain eye contact with!) and striking facial structure. Every so often, she loves to tease me by telling me she has a brass pole at her place and wants to know if I would critique her dance routine.

Damn...what a mental picture....more eye contact time interspersed with slow blinking and firm grinning. She knows the mental picture was transmitted. 'Nuff said about that.

I haven't seen any of her underwear because she knows good work behavior.

Another operator is obsessed with travel and just doesn't understand why my wife and I would want to go to a B & B at the edge of nowhere. "After all, you can only have just so much sex and then you get bored!" was her comment. Perhaps that is one reason she is a single mom? All I did was grin and say that the dinner we had there was great also. 

So ginoe, respond with respect, maintain eye contact and soon enough you may find yourself being offered more that you anticipated when you interviewed for the job. I don't recommend you take anyone up on the offers though, at least not when you have to see them at work the next day.

Now if you work at a really large hospital, anyone in a totally different department is fair game. The farther from your desk/area, the better. 

...one of many reasons starwalt is my hero...

Oh cool! I've got a groupie! Look into my eyes...
What would you do with a PURPLE marker? (non permanent, non toxic of course)

[pandy]

Oh cool! I've got a groupie! Look into my eyes...
What would you do with a PURPLE marker? (non permanent, non toxic of course)

It would have to be permanent, or no deal! 

[starwalt]

It would have to be permanent, or no deal! 

Oh come on! It would be so much more fun with THIS.

Besides, the permanent ones don't taste good when licked off. 

[pandy]

Besides, the permanent ones don't taste good when licked off. 

Might I suggest chocolate body paint with champagne for Valentine gifts for your sweethearts? 

[starwalt]

Might I suggest chocolate body paint with champagne for Valentine gifts for your sweethearts? 

<maintaining eye contact while grinning...>
Interesting idea though I don't know that hairy chocolate would be attractive even after several bottles of champagne. 

Hmmm...is it time to start a different thread on Valentine's Day fantasies?  If we continue this one, we would have to include coworkers in our fantasies.

That brings up a question I have never figured out, why is it necessary to drape a partially clothed (or naked) female over a nice bike to show it off? Didn't we discuss this in another thread?

[pandy]

<maintaining eye contact while grinning...> Interesting idea though I don't know that hairy chocolate would be attractive even after several bottles of champagne.  Hmmm...is it time to start a different thread on Valentine's Day fantasies?  If we continue this one, we would have to include coworkers in our fantasies.

<NOT maintaining eye contact while smirking, cuz I'm a girl and can get away with it >
hmmm....hairy chocolate.....images we didn't need!

Perhaps a more *appropriate* thread might be Valentine GIFTS...yeah...who'mi kiddin'....we all know where THAT thread would go! 

That brings up a question I have never figured out, why is it necessary to drape a partially clothed (or naked) female over a nice bike to show it off? Didn't we discuss this in another thread?

Cuz boyz don't really want to see the BIKE? 

[annguyen1981]

Cuz boyz don't really want to see the BIKE? 

She's right.  The main reason I went to this bike show:
http://gstwins.com/gsboard/index.php?topic=23687.0

[Jake D]

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Every so often, she loves to tease me by telling me she has a brass pole at her place and wants to know if I would critique her dance routine.

Damn...what a mental picture....more eye contact time interspersed with slow blinking and firm grinning. She knows the mental picture was transmitted. 'Nuff said about that.

Starwalt: With regard to the eye contact thing, you should try "triangulating".  Next time, look from her eyes to her mouth and back to her eyes and her mouth in a triangluar fashion.  She will be totally helpless against you from then on.  It is too suggestive for most women to resist.

[starwalt]

...try "triangulating".  Next time, look from her eyes to her mouth and back to her eyes and her mouth in a triangluar fashion....

...and if she had flavored marker around her lips and eyes....I probably couldn't resist! 

[Phaedrus]

She's right.  The main reason I went to this bike show:
http://gstwins.com/gsboard/index.php?topic=23687.0

Michelle Smith is extremely hot  She was at the Carlisle bike festival that a bunch of us GS'er went to, too. I didn't get to meet up up close like that but Julie (LadyJules31) was able to snap me a couple good close up shots..yummm 

[annguyen1981]

yummm 

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