My list of the types of group riders

[pandy]

Hahahaha. Ouch. First it was "Imitate Alpha Week", now it's "Take a Stab at Alpha Week". What's next, "Lay Vicious Spider Eggs In Alpha's Brain Week"?

Doncha just feel the GSLove! 

[annguyen1981]

I'm just glad I'm not at the end of that stick.

[makenzie71]

I'm just glad I'm not at the end of that stick.

Wait

[bubba zanetti]

If you need any vicious spiders let me know & I'll get some redbacks from the back shed & post 'em over 

[annguyen1981]

I'm just glad I'm not at the end of that stick.

Wait

DAMN!  I shouldn't have posted that...

um...  I can't find the delete post button...  I definitely don't want attention like that...

[aaronstj]

Hahahaha. Ouch. First it was "Imitate Alpha Week", now it's "Take a Stab at Alpha Week". What's next, "Lay Vicious Spider Eggs In Alpha's Brain Week"?

No, that was actually a couple week ago.

Umm... you may have a bit of a headache in a couple of days.

[calamari]

I've been riding for 8 months now and I've never riden in group, thank you very much  (not even in pair)

[RVertigo]

I'm not super comfortable on the bike in corners yet

Once there's a dry weekend day in the 40°F+ area, I can take you on a few roads in the Issaquah high-lands that'll help with your corners.

Two are really easy to find... But, I always seem to get lost looking for the other.

[SuZuki10]

Who could forget the rider I like to call "Blinks":  this is the guy riding towards the front of the group who, after every turn or lane change, leaves his turn signal on for about 15 minutes until another rider gives him the signal to turn the GD thing off.  He finally turns it off just to come up to another turn and leave it blinking for another 15 minutes....It's so annoying to ride behind that!!

[hhgsm31]

It was an open door...

By the way...spider eggs aren't vicious.  It's when they hatch...

completely off topic, but more people are killed each year by champagne corks than by spiders  ........ somethin to think about