what is the weirdest thing that you have seen while riding/driving?

[werase643]

what is the weirdest thing that you have seen while riding/driving?
today I was driving on the Blue Ridge Parkway
mile post....142
slowed down an looked eye to eye at an.....EMU

not what i expected to see walking down the side of the road

[bubba zanetti]

what is the weidest thing that you have seen while riding/driving?
today I was driving on the Blue Ridge Parkway
mile post....142
slowed down an looked eye to eye at an.....EMU

not what i expected to see walking down the side of the road

Bah, I see them all the time, along with kangaroos & drop bears 

[vtlion]

I guess the most unexpected thing I ever saw while riding came as a took a sharp turn on a backroad that wound through a farm.  I got a great posterior view of the largest pig I have ever seen.... humping the second largest pig I have ever seen on the side of the road     That had to be at least a combined total of 500 lbs of bacon jiggling right next to me.  If  I had hit them I think I may have even topped Kerry's famous collision story.

[ajgs500]

One morning riding home from work at about 5:45am I saw a guy pull over and pick up a hooker.  I also saw two horses engaged in reproduction.

[un1261]

A small block ford sitting in the middle of I-10, the ford truck was in the bar ditch with it's back axle dragging behind it.

[Onlypastrana199]

I win this one.....

While riding some twisties in sheep country...I saw a man...easily 300 pounds...bald and hairy....on roller blades...wearing only a bright orange speedo.... throwing up in a full face...bad idea!

[werase643]

bubba zanetti
Bah, I see them all the time, along with kangaroos & drop bears 

it would be like you seeing a raccoon  interesting, but doesn't belong where you live

uh, WTF is a drop bear?

[Egaeus]

A drop bear is a koala.  They like to drop out of trees and use their 3-inch fangs and 6-inch claws to chew your scalp off and gouge out your eyes.  Or, at least, that's what the Aussies tell the tourists. 

[Egaeus]

I saw a sign that said, "Dry Creek Water Park."  Suggestion: don't jump off of the high-dive. 

[ajgs500]

what is the weidest thing that you have seen while riding/driving?
today I was driving on the Blue Ridge Parkway
mile post....142
slowed down an looked eye to eye at an.....EMU

not what i expected to see walking down the side of the road

Bah, I see them all the time, along with kangaroos & drop bears 

Do you ever see any dingos??

[bubba zanetti]

Nah no Dingoes around here, they prefer areas that have tourists with babies.  I do know someone with a Dingo as a pet instead of having a dog.

There are some wombats around, does that help 

[ajgs500]

Well i really love dingos.

[annguyen1981]

One morning riding home from work at about 5:45am I saw a guy pull over and pick up a hooker.  I also saw two horses engaged in reproduction.

I guess the hooker was working some overtime into the morning hours.

[bubba zanetti]

  bubba zanetti
Bah, I see them all the time, along with kangaroos & drop bears 

it would be like you seeing a raccoon  interesting, but doesn't belong where you live

uh, WTF is a drop bear?

I know thats what you meant, I was just having a lend of ya.

A drop bear is a koala.  They like to drop out of trees and use their 3-inch fangs and 6-inch claws to chew your scalp off and gouge out your eyes.  Or, at least, that's what the Aussies tell the tourists.

Drop bears are like a cross between a Grizzly Bear & a Koala, thats meaner than a Woman with PMS.

[ajgs500]

One morning riding home from work at about 5:45am I saw a guy pull over and pick up a hooker.  I also saw two horses engaged in reproduction.

I guess the hooker was working some overtime into the morning hours.

Yeah i was pretty shocked!!!!!

[GeeP]

I passed a dairy barn going the other way once on a local 2-laner.  Yes, a complete dairy barn.  Like this one, but red:



As soon as I passed him the 5th wheel came unlatched and he went straight down an embankment with the barn close on his tail.   

Oh, and a complete household set up on the side of the road, including fridge and TV plus carpet.  (Pandy might have seen this, it was in San Jose this summer)

[pandy]

Drop bears are like a cross between a Grizzly Bear & a Koala, thats meaner than a Woman with PMS.

No way!!! 

I....don't think I've ever seen anything much interesting on rides.... I live a dull life... 

[Alphamazing]

[bubba zanetti]

Drop bears are like a cross between a Grizzly Bear & a Koala, thats meaner than a Woman with PMS.

No way!!! 

Way 

[NiceGuysFinishLast]

Well, one morning, I got up for work at 8AM, worked until 10PM, and got on the road from Atlanta, GA to Naples, FL.... About 15 miles outside of Naples, by the exit for the local community college, I saw a white male, approximately 20-25 years of age, completely naked, kneeling on the shoulder of the road... uhh.. pleasuring himself.... It scared the piss out of me (I was SUPER tired).. then I laughed so hard that I almost cried..