Is Onlypastrana199 a Huge Hick???

[ajgs500]

So is pastrana a hick???

1.  She drives a John Deere tractor.

2.  She owns and wears Carharts.

3. She hangs out at the American Legion.

4. She sells random farm animals over the internet.

5.  She takes chickens to auction in a bag.

6.  The local cable company wont run cable lines to her house.

7.  The cow in her avatar is really one of her cows.

8.  She has shoved her arm up a cows privates.  (Gross I know)

[My Name Is Dave]

9. She's tiny

10. She dates you, a woman.


So she's tiny and a lesbian. If TV and movies have taught me anything, it's that hicks hate gays. So...no, no she isn't.

[LimaXray]

I have a couple friends who are farmers (yes there are farms in NJ) and they do goofy farmer stuff like that, but they're not hicky.

[ajgs500]

LOL.  No she really is trust me lol 

I will really know for sure when I go out and visit her in August.

[TragicImage]

its okay, I believe you.



I've artificially insemenated a pig..... yea... I was a member of FFA

[My Name Is Dave]

Um, so I just caught something that's gone over my head for days now. You live in Indy. She lives in NY. Um, so you date how, exactly?

[3imo]

HEY AJ!!

Do you think her tractors sexy?  I can see her jamming to that song.  

[ajgs500]

Dating is sort of complicated but it involves alot of time on the phone and trips back and forth from Indy to NY and so forth.

LOL.  I dont know if her tractor is sexy of not I've never seen it.

And move to the east coast is in order for me.

I was in FFA too. 

[TragicImage]

Dating is sort of complicated but it involves alot of time on the phone and trips back and forth from Indy to NY and so forth.

LOL.  I dont know if her tractor is sexy of not I've never seen it.

And move to the east coast is in order for me.

I was in FFA too. 

LOSER!

[My Name Is Dave]

Dating is sort of complicated but it involves alot of time on the phone and trips back and forth from Indy to NY and so forth.

shaZam!, I was hoping you were gonna say you ladies met on the interwebs and are "dating" via that for now. I had a picture of a nerd all cocked and ready to post.

[TragicImage]

I feel it would probably still be appropriate.

[RVertigo]

I think you're all hicks...

Even I live in a little Hick Town called Seattle.  

[Alphamazing]

I don't think she's a hick, but I'd have to talk to her first. I've been to Plainview, TX and hung out there for a few weeks. People there are hicks. I can tell if someone is a hick by the way they speek. However, she goes (and/or has gone) to Yale, so I don't think she's a hick. Yale is like, crazy hardcore good. Ivy League whoah.

And wtf is the FFA?

[TragicImage]

www.ffa.org

















future farmers of america

[ajgs500]

Ahhhhh!!!  Alpha its Yale!!!!  Edit that before she kicks you in the balls or something!!!!!



Oh and we actually met on this forum!!!

[TragicImage]

Oh and we actually met on this forum!!!

I told you... the nerd picture was appropriate.

[ajgs500]

LOL We both will openly admit we are nerds.

[My Name Is Dave]

Oh Jeeeeesus Christ.


Well rather than the standard picture of a nerd accompanied by me writing "NERD!!!!!!!" under it, I just so happen to have something in my personal "Hey...Guess What" file that I made a few months ago and is even more perfect for this situation.




Wow, a nerd AND a hick? Perfect! LOL, fellow nerds. LOL. 


Dave 

[Onlypastrana199]

Hey now! I go plow and look what happens! I got about 10 acres done before I got rained out. Now only 200 to go..stupid corn.. I am not a hick. I AM a nerd, but not a hick. The sucky thing about planting time, you miss all the good riding weather.

[TragicImage]

Hey now! I go plow and look what happens! I got about 10 acres done before I got rained out. Now only 200 to go..stupid corn.. I am not a hick. I AM a nerd, but not a hick. The sucky thing about planting time, you miss all the good riding weather.

since when do they let hicks have computers?