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I want to look like THIS chick!

Started by Maduro Mistress, May 04, 2006, 07:25:29 AM

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Maduro Mistress

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starwalt

An admirable aspiration to be sure, but please make sure you don't suck on a lemon prior to the photo.

She looks mean or pissed off.

Is that a leather bra she has on?

I see repeating cow themes here.  :laugh:
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pandy

Don't be silly, Maduro Mistress....we all *DO* look like that! It's just the BOYs who have funny eyesight and see something different!  :icon_razz:  :laugh:

starwalt: the bra looks like satin. ;)  errrm.....wouldn't the leather stick to her skin if all she wore was a bra!!??  :o :laugh: :laugh:
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Jake D

That's what I assumed you looked like, Miranda.

I assume all women look like that until I am shown otherwise.

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Not the brightest crayon in the box, but I can still be seen from a distance.  ;P
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Maduro Mistress

Pandy, I've been trying to puzzle that "sticking" thing out myself, because all you're "supposed to wear" under leather is underwear! It sucks ass trying to get a leather suit off though if you're sweaty :)

Jake, I *do* look like that - just slightly more voluptuous - ha!
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pandy

Quote from: Maduro Mistress on May 04, 2006, 08:20:56 AM
Pandy, I've been trying to puzzle that "sticking" thing out myself, because all you're "supposed to wear" under leather is underwear! It sucks ass trying to get a leather suit off though if you're sweaty :)

When I get leathers next year, I'll be wearing the...uh...that...uhm...stuff..that Pablo wears under his! :thumb: Otherwise, I'd be peeling my skin off with the leathers! ???

Quote from: Maduro Mistress on May 04, 2006, 08:20:56 AM
Jake, I *do* look like that - just slightly more voluptuous - ha!

Right on, sistah!  :cheers:
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Maduro Mistress

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scratch

I'd like you to look like that chick, too...but I think if I saw you in person, I'd like you just the way you are.
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Maduro,
Why don't you go to duck's and get some Udnerarmour? They have it for hot and cold weather use so make sure you get the appropriate one.  Everything slides off nice and neat with underarmour on.
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Maduro Mistress

yeah I was looking at it the other day - it comes in PINK too!!!! very cool :) I just don't want to pay $24 for pink underwear which I can't even show off :) LOL
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pandy

Quote from: Maduro Mistress on May 04, 2006, 08:54:41 AM
what stuff Pandy? 



Quote from: pantablo on January 25, 2006, 06:36:46 PMactually I wear cool-max long sleeve shirt and pants under my leathers. keeps me cool in summer (and dry) and warm in winter. patagonia.

From this thread:

http://gstwins.com/gsboard/index.php?topic=23737.15
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I get blamed for EVERYTHING around here!
:woohoo:

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Quote from: scratch on May 04, 2006, 09:00:59 AM
I'd like you to look like that chick, too...but I think if I saw you in person, I'd like you just the way you are.

You are SO gonna score with her!

Swish!
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3imo

soon as I finished this I realized how stupid it was and that I can't believe I get paid waste time like this.

life is good, right now.   

here you go MAduro.  wish granted. :thumb:




Not the brightest crayon in the box, but I can still be seen from a distance.  ;P
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Jarrett you ignorant my mama...

ajgs500

What I want to know is can she zip that thing up or are her boobs too big????

scratch

Mmmmm...goood quuesstiooonnn... (insert drool icon here)
The motorcycle is no longer the hobby, the skill has become the hobby.

Power does not compare to skill.  What good is power without the skill to use it?

QuoteOriginally posted by Wintermute on BayAreaRidersForum.com
good judgement trumps good skills every time.

3imo

too big?  I never heard that in regards to boobies.  

too small to wiggly to droppy to uneven.....but never too big.  :dunno_white:

even those watermellon ones are at least fun to look at.
Not the brightest crayon in the box, but I can still be seen from a distance.  ;P
QuoteOpinions abound. Where opinions abound, mouths, like tachometers, often hit redline. - STARWALT

Jarrett you ignorant my mama...

ajgs500

Ok let me rephrase the question can she zip the zipper up to the top or would her boobs get in the way??

3imo

 I hope so....that would be fun to watch too.

yay!! boobies!!!
Not the brightest crayon in the box, but I can still be seen from a distance.  ;P
QuoteOpinions abound. Where opinions abound, mouths, like tachometers, often hit redline. - STARWALT

Jarrett you ignorant my mama...

st8racin

Quote from: ajgs500 on May 04, 2006, 12:24:07 PM
What I want to know is can she zip that thing up or are her boobs too big????

I wish I had that problem.  :icon_rolleyes:
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