Holy crap I just found out Pandy & Scratch are lovers

[makenzie71]

I've never done a mandrine...an orange once, but never a mandarine...except for that 2nd chick I banged.  She claimed she was the daughter of some chinese diplomat but who really knows...

[bubba zanetti]

I've never done a mandrine...an orange once, but never a mandarine...except for that 2nd chick I banged.  She claimed she was the daughter of some chinese diplomat but who really knows...

So you can say you've been inside China then 

[makenzie71]

bleh...I try not to remember it...your first few times should be memorable...for different reasons.  I can't forget that one because the parts never seemed to fit together right, there never seemed to be enough fluid running around, and everything smelled funny.  I'm pretty sure that under normal conditions any single one of the previous happening is grounds for considering it a bad experience.