I will start the longest lasting thread ever ...starting ....now

[TadMC]

How do girls do wheelies while cleaning their carbs, adjusting the chain tension, changing thier oil. Also can someone teach me how to do wheelie and a stoppie (or endo for you noobs) while wearing shorts, a muscle shirt, flip flops and lubing my seat down with petroleum jelly. 

Secondly, if change my tire to the same tire as a Ford 150, how will it handle.

Thirdly whats the greatest bike in the world, make before 1990, excluding the GS, and that also has a turbo.

Lastly how do you put on a turbo.

Let the flaming, advice, hyperlinking, and trolling begin!!!!

[ajgs500]

u know that pablo or John is going to lock this thread just to be a smartass dont you???

[makenzie71]

You already failed.

[yamahonkawazuki]

well you got mak and aj as the firsdt two replies in there sooo its a good start

im drinkin soo
ROCK AND ROLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Queso]

First answer - The same way a man does. Wheelie by yanking the throttle and making like your doing a backflip - stoppie by stopping really fast with the front brake.
Second - Not much better than a Ford F150.
Third - The first one (with a turbo), cuz it started it all.
Lastly - with a lot of money

[yamahonkawazuki]

well hell if your gonna spend boo-koo amts of money  just send it my wal. can use it lol i need a new hd  or umm anyhting lol yeaqh thats it! 

[joedude]

TadMC... do you have any family link to NickVillan?



Couldn't resist!

[84TAVeRT]

best turbo bike before 1990 would be the 87 gpz750 turbo... but i am more partial to the 84 cx650t honda...

[scratch]

While the H#nda looks good, I'd rather have the well-sorted out Kawasaki.

[EMTkid]

Longest running thread? without gratuitous use of female pictures? you should be ashamed for not asking for everyones girl(s) in summer wear etc