You might be a squid if... (lets make a top ten)

[cafeboy]

If your name is An.   

[The Buddha]

Your excuse for: been twig skinny, wearning no gear, no helmet, not eating much for breakfast and installing silly carbon fibre kickplates on the footrests is that it saves weight meaning you go faster 

Oh I heard a twist on this from werase a couple years ago.

You have titanium bolts for everything on your bike for weight reduction. You weigh 350 lbs.
Cool.
Srinath.

[Jace009gs]

If you keep donuts in your tool pouch for your daily commute

If you read all three pages of this post


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Yea I bought my bike to pick up chicks.....but the last one fell off from a wheelie.....

[natedawg120]

if you post asking how much/long you have to ride before your not a squid anymore.

[Blu_Spd_Dmon]

utoh things arn't lookin good

... you bought a bike to meet chicks

Well sorta, but i have      but ones like 10 and the other maybe 14. well i guess if you add 10 and 14 you get 24! hey thats hitable 

...if you think the top of your gas tank is a good place to stand while lane-splitting at 80 MPH

hmmm ill have to give that a try on my way home 

If you read all three pages of this post

haha, oh crap

[bubba zanetti]

My bike gear is the same colour as my bike, does that make me a squid 

[Blu_Spd_Dmon]

My bike gear is the same colour as my bike, does that make me a squid 

I think the fact your WEARING gear makes you exempt 

[jdanna]

oh man just remembered this one ...... [drum roll]


if you put screws in the sole of your boots and drag them on the road, cause sparks are cool

oh come on, sparks ARE cool.

[Yankee Punker]

My bike gear is the same colour as my bike, does that make me a squid 

Looking good while being safe, I'd call that being smart, but now it also could depend on what color your bike is, some people might call you ghey.  

[bubba zanetti]

My bike gear is the same colour as my bike, does that make me a squid 

Looking good while being safe, I'd call that being smart, but now it also could depend on what color your bike is, some people might call you ghey.  

Theres pics of my bike on the forum, look it up. 

[Yankee Punker]

 Was it from before the new picture gallery, because all of those pics now have John's name to them, and I didn't see one for the members bike's in the new part, but after about 18 pages there I started going a little faster after seeing what seemed like 2-3 of the same picture of Alpha's bike, and from like five different angles, and then there's way too many pics that are not even bike's, you've got one for what spark plugs should look like, a few random pic's of member's  kid's, a picture of 1/4 of some kind of tool, a few pics of a broken chain, a few pics of srinath's kreem in a milk jug(very nice) along with a bunch more of his parts, five pics of someones rusty tank, a dyno run, and a wiring chart, then I noticed there's a search and nothing came up with your name.

I wonder if the mods are aware that its gotten out of control?

[scratch]

John knows and that's all there is to know.

[bubba zanetti]

Was it from before the new picture gallery, because all of those pics now have John's name to them, and I didn't see one for the members bike's in the new part, but after about 18 pages there I started going a little faster after seeing what seemed like 2-3 of the same picture of Alpha's bike, and from like five different angles, and then there's way too many pics that are not even bike's, you've got one for what spark plugs should look like, a few random pic's of member's  kid's, a picture of 1/4 of some kind of tool, a few pics of a broken chain, a few pics of srinath's kreem in a milk jug(very nice) along with a bunch more of his parts, five pics of someones rusty tank, a dyno run, and a wiring chart, then I noticed there's a search and nothing came up with your name.

I wonder if the mods are aware that its gotten out of control?

Theres none in the members gallery, but theres some in some threads about work I've done to the bike.

[bubba zanetti]

Here ya go

[Jace009gs]

My bike gear is the same colour as my bike, does that make me a squid 

Looking good while being safe, I'd call that being smart, but now it also could depend on what color your bike is, some people might call you ghey.  

well I say your a squid if you have a piece of paper taped to your back that has your number on it....

[Yankee Punker]

Here ya go

Very nice, that seat looks a bit more comfortable than stock.  And thanks for not making me search. 

[Foreverunstopable]

- you think a tank bag is some sort of kinky sexual position.

- you asked the dealer why 22's with spinners dont come stock on your new Busa.

- you still think a quick stop is another name for a nooner.

- the new carbon fiber 2 tooth sprocket from e-bay you ordered doesnt match your carbon fiber GSXR 1 piece racing suit.

- "I eat pieces of shaZam! like you for dinner" ........ "You eat shaZam! for dinner!"

- finally you were able to replace the air in your front tire with helium... An once told you it helps get that beast on one wheel in 6th.

- you tinted your visor with mirror film on the inside because you couldnt stand to look at all the other squids.

- you avoid rear tire huggers like the plague because you dont swing that way.

- your ring tone is the sound of your bike at rev limit.

- every time you get on your bike the theme song from Night Rider plays in your head.

- you replaced the stock horn with the General Lee's.

- your bike has an air freshener.

- you drilled holes in your helmet to reduce drag.

- you painted your tires to match your bikes paint job.

- your name is Jared.

- you post on forums about your motorcycle, asking in depth questions, giving expert advice, giving reviews of cycle gear and modifications you have made, tell the other forum members off for giving good advice.... and you have never owned a motorcycle in your life.

I could go on and on... lol

[cafeboy]

- every time you get on your bike the theme song from Night Rider plays in your head.

Hey what's wrong with that ?

[3imo]

- you tinted your visor with mirror film on the inside because you couldnt stand to look at all the other squids.

[3imo]