Hello!!

[BOSS500]

Welcome to the board BikerChick I know what you mean about not wanting to be totally new at the MSF.

[Stephen072774]

Nice bike, Bikerchick... I used to have one just like her

[3imo]

BikerChick, Welcome to the Cult..er..Forum.

Props on the beautiful little GS....(Stephen - I painted her Yellow I wish I coulda kept that paint scheme though)

Glad to hear your gonna take the course, you won't regret it.
Here is a link on somethings that you should keep in mind --> http://www.msgroup.org/DISCUSS.asp

Be safe and take your time. oh and stay away from the kool-aid round here.

[Stephen072774]

Stephen - I painted her Yellow I wish I coulda kept that paint scheme though)

Sweet, I've always liked yellow bikes...  I'd like to see it

[GS Jenn]

Welcome! I'm a new female rider too, I got my licence at the beginning of May and my GS a couple of weeks later. The course was the best thing I did, you should enjoy it! My course was at least half women.

[BikerChick]

Its just the picture... we really dont look alike. And Im on the left.  And Mak- I met the love of my life her so advertising was a very good thing.

So biker chick we want to know more about you.....so we can quit talking about me

LOL, what is it you want to know??  I can tell you everything about me???   

[ajgs500]

Whatever you feel comfortable sharing.  What kind of gear do you etc etc etc?

[TadMC]

Its just the picture... we really dont look alike. And Im on the left.  And Mak- I met the love of my life her so advertising was a very good thing.

So biker chick we want to know more about you.....so we can quit talking about me

LOL, what is it you want to know??  I can tell you everything about me???   

what did you do for fun before getting a bike, or how young you are, or you favortie day of the week..... Damnnit I cant get away from that question.   

BTW my favorite day of the week is TUESDAY, cuz its my only steady day off

[BikerChick]

OK well, to start off I have a Navy Blue 2001 GS500    HJC small Helmet (that I LOVE), Icon (shitty) gloves, Joe Rocket Ballastic Mans Jacket, my boobs won't fit in a female jacket..  hahaha  (I wear a tank top under) and Swat Tatical Boots.  My favorite day of the week would have to be Friday ... and Saturday cause thats when I get to go out!!!  I am 28 ( I know old)  I have 2 kids and have been married for almost 9 years...  BUT I LOVE TO PARTY!!!    My husband works for Lockheed Martin on MARB in Riverside, I run a Scrapbook company and a Computer company outta my home!!! My son is 5, starts K July 5th and my daughter is 2...  UMMMM.....    what else to say??!!  I love scrapbooking when I can, but love going out with my friends to clubs and such.... I was so hot in High school but after having my two kids and being so sick I had gained a lot of weight...  I go to the gyn every morning and have lost 35lbs and a totally of 18inches.. I went from a pants size 22 to 14!!!   My husband went through the MSF class with our roommate and ever since then I have wanted to go, should have went with them...  We normally go to bike night on Tuesdays, but he is taking a Bike Maintance Class right now...  My permit doesn't allow night riding so I try my best to have a friend or my aunt watch the kids so I can learn more...  I have gotten so much better... I was riding up the street before my permit and even when I got my permit I told my huband and roommate I didn't want to go to lights or stop signs, but last Sunday I went for it!!!  It was fun!!  Well. I guess I will end it now.. I am sure you all are bored!!!   I am sure you all can find something now to talk about me!!!   

[ajgs500]

You really shouldnt have said boobs.  Get ready.... for the leg humping,,,,,,,,

[oramac]

The best practice I can recommend besides the MSF is to go to a big empty parking lot.  Practice emergency stops, figure eights, and anything else you need to work on.  Figure eights did alot for me.  Just work on getting them as tight as you can.  Oh, and on the stops, remember that at least 70% of your braking power is on the front brake.  Don't overdo the rears...they lock up easily.

Oh, and welcome to the board!!   

[TadMC]

BOOBS!!!!!!!?


*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*
*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*
*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*
*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*
*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*
*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*
*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*
*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*
*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*
*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*
*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*
*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*
*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*
*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*
*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*
*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*
*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*
*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*
*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*
*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*
*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*
*HUMP*HUMP*....................................................................and done!

[Matty B 500]

were going to have him put to sleep. 

[LeChatNoir]

Nice to meet another IE'er. I'm over in Redlands, not far from you.
+1 on the MSF. Good stuff.
If you're interested, a friend (Yamaha FZ6 rider) has organized a group ride up to Big Bear on July 9. I'm a rank beginner and he says I should be able to handle it, so it might be a good chance for you (and your husband) to learn in a group envrionment...

Welcome!

[3imo]

were going to have him put to sleep. 

No not really, just a snip above the testes.  I can do it with nail clippers. heals up in no time and he'll be nice, calm and depressed for the rest of his life.

Until then.......












BOOBS!!!!!!!?


*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*
*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*
*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*
*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*
*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*
*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*
*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*
*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*
*....................................................................and done!      (it happens to everyone, right?)

[Matty B 500]

hey cant beat em? join em!



BOOBS!!!!!!!?


*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*
*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*
*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*
*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*
*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*
*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*
*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*
*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*HUMP*
*....................................................................and done!     

[runsilent]

boob 1   

NOUN:
Slang
A stupid or foolish person; a dolt.



Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.............................

[3imo]

Boobs according to wikipedia.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boobs

[MarkusN]

This thread needs this joke:

Three Labrador retrievers -- one brown, one yellow and one black - were sitting in the waiting room at the vet's surgery when they struck up a conversation. The black lab turned to the brown and said, "So why are you here?"

The brown lab replied, "I'm a pisser. I piss on everything-- the sofa the curtains, the cat, the kids. But the final straw was last night when I pissed in the middle of my owner's bed."

The black lab said, "So what is the vet going to do?" "Gonna cut my nuts off," came the reply from the brown lab. "They reckon it'll calm me down."

The black lab then turned to the yellow lab and asked, "Why are you here?" The yellow lab said, "I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers and trees, I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm inside I dig up the carpets. But I went over the line last night when I dug a great big hole in my owner's couch."

"So what are they going to do to you?" the black lab inquired.

"Looks like I'm losing my nuts too." The dejected yellow lab said. The yellow lab then turned to the black lab and asked, "Why are you here?"

"I'm a humper," the black lab said. "I'll hump the cat, a pillow, the table, postboxes, what ever. I want to hump everything I see. Yesterday, my owner had just got out of the shower and was bending down to dry her toes, and I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on her back and started humping away."

The yellow and brown labs exchanged a sad glance and said, "So, nuts off for you too, huh?"

The black lab said, "No, I'm here to get my nails clipped."



Oh, and welcome!

[ets_gs500f2004]

now thats discusting