Broken Sparkplug, again

[ajgs500]

Lol no you dont although I think some of my professors did.  I took a course called Drugs and Social Policy.  Let me just say I learned more about drugs than I ever would like/need to know.

[Phaedrus]

If you don't have a big enough dose of rat poison, all you are going to do is give them an even better high than usual.  So by using rat poison you are basically either:

a) will give them a heart attack
b) will give them one hell of a high (think speed)

I, *ahem*, have known people to consume rat poison in their drugs on purpose. Unless it kills them, it is just going to heighten their buzz.

Rigging it up so if they touch it they get zapped, now that might be cool..  

[rangerbrown]

umm, i may just sell some on ebay

[aaronstj]

Broken pieces of spark plug porcelain (ninja rocks can also apparently be used to break tempered glass windows (like car windows) nearly silently and effortlessly, by throwing the broken pieces at the window.  I haven't been able to find a good explanation of why it works, but it looks like it has to do with the hardness and sharpness of the bits of percelain.

[corndog67]

I've got a whole bunch of spark plugs from my 2 strokes.  Just leave them some old ones next to the bike and maybe they will leave yours alone. 

[twinlove04]

I would coat the plug wires with petroleum jelly or white lightning/bearing grease.  Heat will not affect these.  You would just have to carry a rag in your tool kit to wipe it off for needed maintenance.  When they get that on them they will probably go to another bike.
Good luck.

-Patrick

[Liquidsilver]

If they are smart enough to break off sparkplugs to use as pipes, shouldn't they be smart enough not to use crack.  Because I swear, I could never have thought of that in a million years.  Crazy crackhead.........   

[ajgs500]

It comes out of neccessity being smart has nothing to do with it.

[ets_gs500f2004]

well yeah for the windows it doesnt really like brake im it crackes it in pieces...... then its really hard to touch cause the window will break verry eazely..... %^$# up but its reality  people dont respect other peoples shaZam!..... and its sad but trew .....

[NiceGuysFinishLast]

hold the f%$king phone, crack heads DO WHAT?

Hahahaha.... Ranger, you just made me spew water out my nose... that was great..

[3imo]

I know a guy...uh...who knows a guy that keeps these "ninja rocks" in my..er..his jacket when he rides,  just in case some dickhead in a cage deserves a cracked windshield.

With practice you can judge your speed good enough that all you have to do is drop it straight down and it will bounce just right.

Kinda stupid though cause insur will usually cover it free of charge.  but...still feels good...er ..I mean.. some people have no respect for property of others,  *Gosh ~a la napoleon dynamite~

BTW- Us crackheads are people too. Please stop spreading rumors that crack is free and legal in Idaho, just to get us to leave your state.  OH.. and thanks for letting me know about using ur plugs for pipes. thats cool free pipes.