Stupid things people say

[Yankee Punker]

 My buddy owns his own Ice Cream truck and once made a comment to this woman who was some what slender but actually had a  little pot belly on her, well when she was getting an Ice Cream he had made a comment like " Oh, your eating for two " , she was like " I'm not pregnant". He ended up giving her the Ice Cream for free hoping it would take his foot half way out of his mouth! I told him he should of known better because she didn't ask if he had any pickles!

[RVertigo]

half resorbed parasitic twin.

  I had a parasitic twin for Halloween. 


http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y205/RVertigo/CostumeBig.jpg

[3imo]

half resorbed parasitic twin.

  I had a parasitic twin for Halloween. 


http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y205/RVertigo/CostumeBig.jpg

great costume. 

[groff22]

Ski outfit! HAHAHAH

I walk into the office in the morning fully geared up and carrying my helmet, then as I'm getting situated someone will walk by and ask "Oh, did you take your bike to work today"... I usually reply with "No, I walked. Now who really needs the helmet? Moron".

Feels like this happens at least once a week.

[stangbaby67]

Ski outfit! HAHAHAH

I walk into the office in the morning fully geared up and carrying my helmet, then as I'm getting situated someone will walk by and ask "Oh, did you take your bike to work today"... I usually reply with "No, I walked. Now who really needs the helmet? Moron".

Feels like this happens at least once a week.

Every time I ride.  Got it twice today.

[annguyen1981]

I walk into the office in the morning fully geared up and carrying my helmet, then as I'm getting situated someone will walk by and ask "Oh, did you take your bike to work today"

This always happens to me too.

[jake42]

they just call me darth vader or the black power ranger when i walk into work with all my gear on.

[NiceGuysFinishLast]

they just call me darth vader or the black power ranger when i walk into work with all my gear on.

Jake.. get your butt into the chat room.. An, you too.. Aj and I are bored!

[CirclesCenter]

Ski outfit! HAHAHAH

I walk into the office in the morning fully geared up and carrying my helmet, then as I'm getting situated someone will walk by and ask "Oh, did you take your bike to work today"... I usually reply with "No, I walked. Now who really needs the helmet? Moron".

Feels like this happens at least once a week.

Every time I ride.  Got it twice today.

Just wondering, what gear do you wear? I have to see this. Oh and BTW carry a camera at all times and take pictures of these morons for us to see.

[yamahonkawazuki]

I get this a lot...  Keep in mind I'm asian...  and I LOOK asian.

"Do you speak spanish?" (this happens at work all the time)

One day, I'm gonna reply "Si", and walk away.

actually try ¡ SI SEÑOR !  then say something in vietnamese? confuse the frig outta them

[groff22]

Just wondering, what gear do you wear? I have to see this. Oh and BTW carry a camera at all times and take pictures of these morons for us to see.

It's not exactly business casual gear, ya know





I've gotten "Do you feel like Darth Vader in that Helmet?" a few times too.

Definatly have to get pics so I can post these clueless wonders in the forum

[vengeful]

Oh man....I've been waiting for a thread like this to pop up somewhere!

I got pulled over recently - I'm living and working temporarily in Arizona - for a totally BS offense - friggin Right On Red...GHEY!  Anyhow...cop walks up to me, asks for my license, registration, yadda yadda yadda....comes back like 10 minutes later and says - I kid you not... "Are you really from Virginia?"   It was all I could do to not smack myself in the forehead...but, I looked him square in the eye and said, southern accent and all..."Nope, I'm from Minnesota, I just bought these tags and license on eBay...here's your sign!"

In retrospect, I probably could have gotten arrested for that, but luckily the cop was a Bill Engvall fan and got a kick out of it. 

I've got many many more....

Here's one from a valet parking guy when I had them park my truck once....

"Um...how do I get this thing to move?"
"You have to disengage the parking brake!"


I got a phone call yesterday from my dad.  He just bought a new Mazda 6 on the 3rd and needed to put gas in it.   He asks, "How do I put gas in?  I can't open the gas door thing."  I go..."Oh, I probably should have showed you that...there's a little lever on the left side of your seat on the floor."  *pause...*  "Um...that opened the trunk."  "No...not the one with the picture of the car on it...the one with the picture of a gas pump on it."  *pause*  "OOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!"   



I was down at Cycle Gear today...I'm a gear-whore  ... I'm looking through their clearance racks and seeing what all they have on sale...I'm also a cheap bastage...Theres another guy looking through the racks and he casually asks me...So, do you ride? 

I think we all get that every now and then....

[Yankee Punker]

I was down at Cycle Gear today...I'm a gear-whore  ... I'm looking through their clearance racks and seeing what all they have on sale...I'm also a cheap bastage...Theres another guy looking through the racks and he casually asks me...So, do you ride? 

I think we all get that every now and then....

That funny I was just at PC motorsports this morning ( they sell gear & acc.) I'm standing by the gloves and the girl asked if she could help me, I said no I was just looking for some new glove's, and there it came " Oh, do you ride" I felt like saying no, there just in case I fall out of my car!!

[pnaberhaus]

Just happened today........(keep in mind I work at a Honda auto dealer). Guy walks into the new car showroom, 100+ new Accords, Civics, Fits, CRVs, etc. etc. are 100 feet away and he's surrounded by new Accords, Pilots, Odysseys, etc. and he sez...................."Where are your Hondas?" Felt like saying "I'm sorry sir, but if you're too dumb to find our inventory, we don't want you for a customer. We do have standards to uphold. We sell no dumb cars, we sell no dumb customers"

[Dwn4whadever]

Just happened today........(keep in mind I work at a Honda auto dealer). Guy walks into the new car showroom, 100+ new Accords, Civics, Fits, CRVs, etc. etc. are 100 feet away and he's surrounded by new Accords, Pilots, Odysseys, etc. and he sez...................."Where are your Hondas?" Felt like saying "I'm sorry sir, but if you're too dumb to find our inventory, we don't want you for a customer. We do have standards to uphold. We sell no dumb cars, we sell no dumb customers"

You got to be kidding right... what was your response.... please tell.

[pnaberhaus]

dwn,
I gave him a smile, said "We have a lot full of new cars for you to look at, and if you wait right here, I'll get a sales rep to help you". Then I announced to the members of the staff who I found, that there was a customer who needed help on the sales floor. I kept my thoughts and the original encounter to myself so as not to pre-judge the customer for  the sales dude.

[Dwn4whadever]

Good man.

[CirclesCenter]

No no no, You can't let these people go. You want them to shuffle out, tail between their legs crying.

Where are your Hondas? Oh god, tell me you at least sterilized him before he left the lot. No offspring please!

I can't even say that I could comprehend that level of stupidity. God it hurts.


I have that sort of thing happen at Lowes, "Excuse me, where would I find nails?" As he's standing in tools, which is right next to hardware. (Keep in mind hardware is RIGHT NEXT TO THE FRONT DOOR, YOU WALK THROUGH IT TO GET TO THE REST OF THE STORE.

I told him, "In seasonal, aisle 29A." Across the store, lawn mowers I believe.

No, not nice. Not P.C.....

But it was funny as hell.