Man changes name to Optimus Prime (really)

[CirclesCenter]

Might be a repost, being as some info seems old, but for anyone who has not seen......

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Optimus_Prime_(person)

Dude we have forking OPTIMUS PRIME fighting the war on terror.  How can we lose?

They don't even have one decepticon.

I can just picture it....

"Nicky what is your dad's name?"
"Optimus Prime."
"No Nicky, your dad is not a transformer. What's his name?"
"Optimus Prime."
"Nicky if you don't stop this right now you're going straight to the office. Your dad is not a phreaking transformer. Now tell me his name!"
"Optimus Prime."
Teacher checks roll call, sees the name "Nicky Prime." laughs the kid out of Kindergarten.

Dude I know in highschool if some kid's dad was that whacked I'd probably have at least hazed him....

A LOT.... Like so much I'd feel sorry about it when I was 47 or something. Kid would be traumatized.

Dude i would have probably shoved a transformer somewhere really bad....... LOL.

Sorry i was laughing so hard i was crying for like twenty minutes.

[ashman]

Mardi Gras two years ago I met some friends of my g/f who was named Krazy Laughing Firebird. I shaZam! you not. He proudly showed us his drivers licence. A couple months later Krazy made it in the paper when he was arrested for stalking some teenager he worked with @ a video store.

-ash

[NiceGuysFinishLast]

There's a guy who changed his name to "Kentuckyfriedcruelty.com"... his poor, poor kids...

[hmmmnz]

one of the electricians i worked for 5 or 6 years back when i had just finished my apprentiship had his name changed by deed pole to...
twink al toes.  he never used to where shoes any where so it was kind of apt.