Look at this moron ... A NC Harley moron to boot

[The Buddha]

http://charlotte.craigslist.org/mcy/187395489.html

I'm moving to NY and need to sell my Harley.I have it with me in NY fully covered and garaged. Will bring to NC for serious buyer only!
1999 custom Sportster 883 jetted up to about 900-1000 cc. Only 6,387 miles, always garaged, never dropped, pipes are custom "Short Big Guns", custom chromed air filter and horn, all screaming eagle performance parts, percision shocks lowered all the way down, FX handle bars to give the drag look but not the stretch, all chromed out. Gun metal silver and silver powder coated engine, chromed rocker boxes and more!
Accessories include 2 seats, cover, sissy bar, tool bar and saddlebags.
ASking $7000 but will be Negotiable Serious buyers only!
E mail or call 516 225-3646

Yea ... I'd like to jet the GS to 1000 CC too, so it run like a GSXR1000 ... and I'll "break" it to scooter, so it can stop as quick as a scooter ... I'll also fuel economy it like a bicycle - so I dont have to put gas at all ...  ... somebody stop me ... I am laughing myself to tears ... then there is the manitenance - I'll maintenence it like a rock, so it wont need any, I'll also tire it and chain it like a tractor ... so I only have to do that every 100,000 miles ... yea ...
Cool.
Srinath.

[phire]

 

[TadMC]

x

[Egaeus]

Hell, even the non-mechanical part doesn't make sense.  He's moving to New York, he lives in Charlotte, and the bike is in New York.  If he's moving to New York, why doesn't he keep the bike, or at least sell it up there? 

[DerekNC]

I found a Suzuki GCX750 on the Raleigh Craigslist.

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/mcy/187717252.html

[starwalt]

Sounds like the beginning of a vicious cycle of "jetting up" to make a Sportster a Screaming Eagle just to keep up with the neighbors.

Then they rejet their SE, and he rejets and on and on. Pretty soon the displacement will be larger than the engine and a black hole will appear and suck them all to redneck harley nirvanna.

That's some fascinating internal combustion engine engineering he's done there.

So what did we learn?  Rejetting = Reboring + new pistons

He needs to get patent quick! 

[pandy]

I found a Suzuki GCX750 on the Raleigh Craigslist.
http://raleigh.craigslist.org/mcy/187717252.html

The bike's in great DONDITION..... Must be a new moto term I'm not familiar with....   

[TragicImage]

DonDition is named so after Don Knots...


who was in phenominal Condition his entire life, thus, DonDition.






dont' look so confused.

[pandy]

 

[JamesG]

You get this all the time with HD owners. They buy the bike after seeing one or that their neighbor or boss has one. They treat them like thier cars and have the shop do all their work for them.

6,387 miles in 7 years....

[phire]

6,387 miles in 7 years....

I've got half that in just a few months...

[TadMC]

x