Who needs a GF?

[coyotee]

i dont need to have a B/f but i certianly enjoy having the one ive got right now. 

[pandy]

I'm not proud...I really, REALLY need a wife!!...still.... 

[Gisser]

I'm not proud...I really, REALLY need a wife!!...still.... 

Fascinating.  Is this wife for cooking and cleaning, or is something else that interests you?  Hmmmm.

I'm again reminded of a UPN movie named the Last Man on Planet Earth in which males are all but banned from existence due to their innate violent tendencies and propensity for war.  Consequently, all the women are in lesbo relationships.     What do you think, Purple, is that a future that we should all be working toward?  I mean, think about it:

No more rapes
No more unplanned pregnancies
No more AIDS
No more poker-faced male gynocologists thinking god-knows-what
No more public stonings
No homophobia
No racism to speak of
No more ghettos-urban terrorism-unsafe city streets
No more pathetic cracker bands with screaming vocalists
No more standing urination
Hitchhiking anytime anyplace without a second thought
No more guns & republicans
Man-killing feminist folk hero Eileen Wournos for President!
Sugar & spice & everything nice.

Sound too good to be true?  And the movie version of female utopia was a pretty good deal for the leftover men, too, with the exception of a handful of malcontents (probably latent homosexuals).  So be sure to catch a rerun on SciFi when it makes the rounds again!   

[yamahonkawazuki]

DAMMIT I STILL NEED A GF lolol 

[WREX]

this thread is funny. 

some of you definitley need significant others. 


I'm happily married and wouldn't have chosen another.

[pandy]

Fascinating.  Is this wife for cooking and cleaning, or is something else that interests you?  Hmmmm.

Cooking, cleaning, and shopping! 

[scratch]

Q. How do they spell sheep in New Zealand?

A. They don't shag them for 6 weeks

How do they spell sheep?

[aaronstj]

Yeah, I didn't get it, either.

[scratch]

I wonder if it's like fishing pressure?  You know, the fish don't bite if there's alot of poles in the water all the time.

[3imo]

ok...I'm feeling magnanimous today...I'll letcha keep her! 

But...you better be good to her....because I'm watching....waiting....ready to pounce....   

  not sure why but I keep laughing when I think of a pouncing Pandy 

[flyingbeagle71]

Q. How do they spell sheep in New Zealand?

A. They don't shag them for 6 weeks

How do they spell sheep?

Yeah, I didn't get it, either.

Spell, as in, relieve (someone) from work by taking a turn; "She spelled her husband at the wheel"

[aaronstj]

I've never heard that usage before in my life.  Crazy Australians.

[flyingbeagle71]

I've never heard that usage before in my life. Crazy Australians.

Not just Australian, My Mom's side of the family is from Kentucky, they say spell all the time...

ie. Why don't you sit on the porch and have some moonshine for a spell?

Crazy Hillbilly's... 

[bubba zanetti]

I've never heard that usage before in my life.  Crazy Australians.

yep crazy like a fox   

Spell, can mean a period of work or other activity, an interval or period of rest, to give an interval of rest to. 

[blue05twin]

I thought everyone know what spell could mean.  BTW I need a rich GF now so I can get my helmet 

[pandy]

Well...I'm from nawth carlina, and though I may have left as a youngun, we still set a spell and visit when we can! 

[aaronstj]

Oh, I've heard of using "spell" as a noun.  Just never as a verb, expect for "spell this word".