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Started by zukiGS500, August 24, 2006, 03:39:56 PM

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zukiGS500

You cant drink all day if you dont start first thing in the morning

I wish my lawn was emo, so it would cut itself.

If there's no bacon, it might as well be vegetarian
-asz

2002 GS500 - Everything is better nakid!

manofthefield

#1
Congratulations, good work :cheers:


I moved away from the #1 city, but at least I moved to the #2

motorcycleless
1998 GS500E sold 6/20/11

zukiGS500

well looks like ill be padding the more than 5 drinks in a night stat tonight
You cant drink all day if you dont start first thing in the morning

I wish my lawn was emo, so it would cut itself.

If there's no bacon, it might as well be vegetarian
-asz

2002 GS500 - Everything is better nakid!

CirclesCenter

Wait, more than 5 drinks is abnormal?

Damn.

I must be a freaking fish.
Rich, RIP.

zukiGS500

5 abnormal, not in mke
your abnormal if you dont drink at least 5
i think im on about 7 now
i kind of lost count
You cant drink all day if you dont start first thing in the morning

I wish my lawn was emo, so it would cut itself.

If there's no bacon, it might as well be vegetarian
-asz

2002 GS500 - Everything is better nakid!

Jake D

Five shots plus all my drinks.  That's normal.
2003 Honda VTR1000F Super Hawk 996

Many of the ancients believe that Jake D was made of solid stone.

zukiGS500

I believe lewis black explains milwaukee(or wisconsin in general) best

I love Wisconsin. I love coming here. I perform here a lot, because I've discovered that you people apparently have some sort of federal grant for drinking. It's - you're insane! You pay less for liquor than anybody I know anywhere in the country. Nobody pays less for liquor than you! What'd you, wh- ho- HOW? I don't know if you're using that farm subsidy money, or if you're just hijacking liquor trucks, but this fuckin' insane. (from the audience) "It's volume, Lewis!" Is it volume? It's unbe-fuckin'-lievable. It's staggering! I come here 'cause basically if I spend four days here drinking, even with the plane ticket it's cheaper than drinkin' in New York! How do you know when it's New Year's? That's the big mystery to me! What's the difference? I've been in bars here, and it's like New Year's every f%$k night! Oh, New Year's, that's when w-w-we drink with hats on. Now I've been drunker here than anyplace else I've been in my life. And remember this: you are not, you are not alcoholics. You, and my hat is off, are professionals. - White Album
You cant drink all day if you dont start first thing in the morning

I wish my lawn was emo, so it would cut itself.

If there's no bacon, it might as well be vegetarian
-asz

2002 GS500 - Everything is better nakid!

coyotee

 ah yes, wisconsin... :thumb:



did i mention im From milwaukee??? live a little north now but originally from there  :cheers:

www.cheddarmafia.com

zukiGS500

Quote from: coyotee on August 25, 2006, 12:37:52 PM
ah yes, wisconsin... :thumb:



did i mention im From milwaukee??? live a little north now but originally from there  :cheers:

how far north? if its not too far we will have to ride together sometime
You cant drink all day if you dont start first thing in the morning

I wish my lawn was emo, so it would cut itself.

If there's no bacon, it might as well be vegetarian
-asz

2002 GS500 - Everything is better nakid!

coyotee

the WI Dells area

check www.jeffersoncountysportbikes.com

i hang/ride with those peeps :icon_mrgreen:

www.cheddarmafia.com

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