"Get Annguyen1981 Laid" Foundation...

[coyotee]

What would it cost to get him a warm apple pie?    

[werase643]

only 20 bucks....you ban the IP.... wow, the site would probably use half the bandwidth.....
might be a win-win deal

[rangerbrown]

nothing worse than pitty sex

[bubba zanetti]

nothing worse than pitty sex

not even getting pity sex would be worse

[pandy]

not even getting pity sex would be worse

[roguegeek]

Alright, no more sending money to the Pay Pal account. It's officially closed at this point. I threw in a whole dollar just because that's how bad I feel about this thing. With the extra dollar, the grand total comes to...

(drumroll)

... $1.15!!!

Not sure which one of you is Brian, but thank you very much for your gracious contribution. We do what we can, but we also do what we must.

Ok, $1.15 doesn't meet the goal of $15, but it's still far beyond what was expected. Kudos to all of you! Now, what is ann going to do with the $1.15 he's awarded. Thoughts?

[Alphamazing]

I'm Brian.

And you said not to donate more than $.15, so I didn't.

I was gonna send $3, but you know... the whole $.15 thing.

[roguegeek]

Oh crap Alpha, sorry. I've really gotta learn everyone's first names here. Just think of it this way. That's $0.15 more than anyone else cared.

Ohh, and I need your paypal address annguyen so I can send ya the $1.15.

[annguyen1981]

so what do you prefer an,

russian
http://www.russianladies.com/

or asian
http://www.asianeuro.com/

Neither...  I'd prefer:

[annguyen1981]

Alright, no more sending money to the Pay Pal account. It's officially closed at this point. I threw in a whole dollar just because that's how bad I feel about this thing. With the extra dollar, the grand total comes to...

(drumroll)

... $1.15!!!

Not sure which one of you is Brian, but thank you very much for your gracious contribution. We do what we can, but we also do what we must.

Ok, $1.15 doesn't meet the goal of $15, but it's still far beyond what was expected. Kudos to all of you! Now, what is ann going to do with the $1.15 he's awarded. Thoughts?

OMG!      I didn't actually think you'd do this!   You and ALpha are...  I can't even think of the right words...  It makes me *choke* *sniff* wanna hug someone *choke*

This is SOOOO touching!  (in a wierd trekkie sort-of way)

[roguegeek]

so what do you prefer an,

russian
http://www.russianladies.com/

or asian
http://www.asianeuro.com/

Neither...  I'd prefer:

Ha ha ha. Oh... oh god... oh yeah... Yeah. You're a funny guy. No seriously. Living within your means, I'm thinking we could at least score ya someone who's so doped up on heroin with no conscious of the real world anymore. Beyond that, you're asking for the impossible I think. Look on the bright side. She/he will at least be breathing... barely.

[CirclesCenter]

How can you ride and not get chicks?

I mean it's like a bad TV show.

Scene 1

I show up with my helmet:
Girl: "Oooohh, so you ride?"
Me: "Yeah, it's a blast."
   Insert idle chit chat. (Just chat the bird up, look at the eyes, not the assets. Talk about HER not you.)
Girl: "You should take me for a ride sometime, here's my number."

At that point all you have to do is call.


OK I realized how vague the idle chit chat is.

For Sarah (a barista at a local coffee shop, and for you coffee snobs you know that a date with a barista is considered IMPOSSIBLE) she provided me with the info that she had a 125 dirt bike when she was younger.

Me: "So did you ever ride street?"
Her: "Once on the back of my B/F's friend's bike. It was scary." (Bad experience, this is a turning point, based on her you have to either go ahead or back off the bike thing, I went ahead.)
Me: "Let me guess, he rode like a jackass to try and impress you huh?"
Her: "Yeah, he started out slow and then went way too fast and wouldn't stop." (At this point sympathize, don't go with the "pound his head" thing, it's not cool)
Me: "That's horrible, what a jerk." (No more needs to be said. Don't lavish on crap or offer a ride now. That would be bad timing moron, regardless of wording.)
Then she realized I might want a drink. I chuckle along with her. (Be warm here, not sarcastic.)
Her: "So what kind of bike is it?" (At this point reading her body language is crucial. Leaned in means she's not interested in the bike, but you. Up straight means she's interested in the bike only, or just being curious. Sarah was leaning in.  )
Me: "Oh a GS500, it's fast enough. I didn't need a superbike just yet." (Right now you are dripping responsibility, don't f%$k it up and tell her about sitting on the tank and popping a wheelie.)

Then I started to walk off with my drink. One, two, three steps later...

Me: "If you ever decide it isn't so scary..." (Boom open ended. You can fall flat here or soar, it's her ball now. You've played it well but she's the judge...)
At which point she pressed the little feed button on the register and tore off a little sheet. BooYAH!

Ok, that's a little condensed, but the game is fun. It's like riding, even if the destination sucks the ride can still be a blast.

[roguegeek]

 

[Alphamazing]

An:

www.sosuave.com

[pantablo]

OMFG!!!

[JMyrick]

so what do you prefer an,

russian
http://www.russianladies.com/

or asian
http://www.asianeuro.com/

Neither...  I'd prefer:

Ha ha ha. Oh... oh god... oh yeah... Yeah. You're a funny guy. No seriously. Living within your means, I'm thinking we could at least score ya someone who's so doped up on heroin with no conscious of the real world anymore. Beyond that, you're asking for the impossible I think. Look on the bright side. She/he will at least be breathing... barely.

Man thats not right, funny but not right 

[flyingbeagle71]

For $1.15 you could probably get one of these...well at least you could rent if for an hour...

[natedawg120]

nah take a random girl on a date to somewhere with a dollar menu and share a cheesburger or something.  Bring candles, candles even make asshats look good

[pandy]

Alright, no more sending money to the Pay Pal account. It's officially closed at this point. I threw in a whole dollar just because that's how bad I feel about this thing. With the extra dollar, the grand total comes to...(drumroll)... $1.15!!!

Dude...you didn't even give us TIME to send a donation. I was waiting until my next paycheck so that I could donate .30 rather than just .15!

I say re-open the foundation! 

[jackiei26]

ill send my $1.00 donation but I won't do it through PayPal.