"Get Annguyen1981 Laid" Foundation...

[roguegeek]

Yeeeah....

I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY need to get laid

walk into any bar at 1:59am and say that really loud

im not saying anything about the quality or size of who will respond (or sex for that matter)

but you will get laid

I've tried this before. The outcome... wasn't good. Besides, maybe you forgot who we were talking about.

[pandy]

I've tried this before. The outcome... wasn't good. Besides, maybe you forgot who we were talking about.

OooOOooOOooooOoooOOOOOouch.... 

[annguyen1981]

 

[roguegeek]

Alright. I'm not letting this die. I'm fighting for ya An. Fighting with all my heart! We have a new grand total!

(what? another drumroll? ok)

$5.25!!!

Alright, so it's the same grand total as before. I guess this is how much everyone cares for you. What's your paypal address An? I'm giving you this hunk o cash now and you're going to do what we want ya to do with it.

[RVertigo]

I think An should paypal $0.50 to everyone that has to skim over his posts.

[scratch]

 

[pandy]

 

[annguyen1981]

Alright. I'm not letting this die. I'm fighting for ya An. Fighting with all my heart! We have a new grand total!

(what? another drumroll? ok)

$5.25!!!

Alright, so it's the same grand total as before. I guess this is how much everyone cares for you. What's your paypal address An? I'm giving you this hunk o cash now and you're going to do what we want ya to do with it.

I hope you guys aren't serious.  And if you are, you're gonna have to do some digging to get my paypal addy.

[bubba zanetti]

I dont do pay pal, but I do have a 10yo prophylactic that I'm willing to post over if you want it 

[annguyen1981]

I dont do pay pal, but I do have a 10yo prophylactic that I'm willing to post over if you want it 

I'll take it!

[bubba zanetti]

Ok I'll ship it over.

Its in perfect nick except for two holes in the package where I had it stapled to the side of the draw. 

[annguyen1981]

THANKZ MAN!

I'm gonna be...

uh...

um...


*spt*  Hey Bubba...  What's a prophylactic do??

[bubba zanetti]

It's a rubber

[annguyen1981]

It's a rubber

What the hell am I gonna use THAT for?

[pandy]

I hope you guys aren't serious.  And if you are, you're gonna have to do some digging to get my paypal addy.

We can send him a check....he shipped me something once, so I know his work addie.... 

[annguyen1981]

I'm willing to bet you no longer have that info.  That was MONTHS ago.

[annguyen1981]

LET'S GET GOING PEOPLE!!! CHOP CHOP!!!  I NEED $500 DOLLARS!!!  ASAP!!!

Why you ask???

Annguyen, if you ride up here I will personally see to finding you a woman.

Annguyen, if you ride up here I will personally see to finding you a woman.

A REAL woman?

Yes. Seriously. Even if I have to pay for it.

You know in Nevada we have LEGAL prostitution right?

Would 5.25 cover ANYTHING?  "cause that's how much my "get laid" fund is.

Naw it would be like 500 if you go legal, but it would be a chick from a porn video or a hustler girl or something.

(Seriously, it's only porn star celebrities down there...)

[CirclesCenter]

You know, I think I may have created a monster.....

[annguyen1981]

You know, I think I may have created a monster.....

Where's your donation, soldier?!?!?!?

[Chilly Willy]

You know, on Craigslist there are a bunch of nice ladies offering to exchange favors for "donations."  I bet if we all searched, we could find something (I mean someone) willing to accept An's "donation" (and his $5.25 too).