"Get Annguyen1981 Laid" Foundation...

[yamahonkawazuki]

Hell I know.$16 Lets take An to the Zoo.

i can hear it now, the chimps get wind if this they will go into hiding

[annguyen1981]

Hell I know.$16 Lets take An to the Zoo.

i can hear it now, the chimps get wind if this they will go into hiding

That's just f*cking wrong...

The goats and sheep need to be concerned though...

[pandy]

Is it too late to remind An not to spend it all in one hole....er...place? 

[ajaxgs]

Hell I know.$16 Lets take An to the Zoo.

i can hear it now, the chimps get wind if this they will go into hiding

That's just f*cking wrong...

The goats and sheep need to be concerned though...

don't forget your kilt no zipper 

[3imo]

OK AN,
Heres what you do with your $16.

Take $1 and buy a small package of soap and some toothpaste. (hopefully you have a tooth brush already)

Trust me you'll need it.

SO, now call your local homeless shelter or better a womans shelter, even a methadone clinic will work.

So you got the receptionist on the line.  Ask her to let you speak to the "lady in the white shirt with the messed up hair." Say She forgot her medication in your car or something.

now I know what your thinkin, what if there isn't a lady with a white shirt.  Don't worry, if there isn't call again a few minutes later disguising your voice and ask for the lady in the blue shirt and ugly shoes.

If your good you would have had the receptionist describe who was in the lobby durring your first call.  Then your second call would be a homerun.

Anyway once you get the girl on the phone, tell her your with the shelter (Mr. flabberbee) and would she like to make a quik $15?
Have her meet you somewhere (not your house) and take her to a nice secluded park or alley, whatever.

Hopefully you got a crack whore or crazy homeless chick, cause they'll do anything for $5, then you can come back twice more. And if they talked about you nobody would believe them.

Afterwards you will want to use soap and the toothpaste.  Use the toothpaste on you nether regions. thats soley so it will tingle and make you feel clean.  use the soap to rinse the toothpate off before it stings.

Have fun, post pics and good luck. 

[ajaxgs]

 

[annguyen1981]

ok...  Here's some pics.  I REALLY enjoyed it 3imo!

thankz!!!

[3imo]

pics don't work.

[annguyen1981]

pics don't work.

They're not supposed to...

...cause I didn't go.

[Chilly Willy]

Training video for An:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1839844097221052410&q=genre%3Acomedy&hl=en
Chilly

[annguyen1981]

I love that kid.

[Chilly Willy]

An, according to this, all you have to do is learn a stupid bar trick to nab a hot babe...

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6176702600168718216&q=genre%3Acomedy&hl=en

[pandy]

Training video for An: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1839844097221052410&q=genre%3Acomedy&hl=en

I thought that WAS An!?

That's frickin' HILARIOUS!!! 

[pandy]

I have a solution for An, and it won't cut into his $15.00 get-laid fund. It's something I must ship to him (I'll post pics of the package). An, I don't seem to have kept the return address when you shipped me the fender. PM a shipping address to me....you'll like what I send ya'.... 

[annguyen1981]

Is it family safe?

I'm worried...

[annguyen1981]

I should print this out and post it on my car window, huh?

[pandy]

Is it family safe?
I'm worried...

Consider it .....educational (no, it's not a blow-up doll!)! 

[bubba zanetti]

So ya gonna send him a goat then 

[pandy]

That would be a place to start, wouldn't it!? Gotta start *somewhere*! 

[bubba zanetti]

An, have you ever thought of meeting Paris Hilton, she seems easier to bang than your thumb with a hammer.