He Hate Me.

[Jake D]

So, it is perfectly okay for you all to start hating me right . . . about . . . NOW!

Sunday, I am going to the Chiefs game with four of my buddies.  Then I have to suffer through one day of work next week.

Then on Tuesday, I am flying to Charlotte.  Then from there to Montigo Bay, Jamaica.  I am meeting my brother there from NJ and we are going to get drunk together for five days.  Did I mention this trip is free for me?

When I get back, I will work for three more weeks and then go to the Mayan Riveria, Old Mexico with my GF and like 4 other couples. 

Let the hating begin.   If you throw rotten fruit and vegetables, please avoid then eyes and gonads.  Thanks!

Pics to follow on October 9th.

[RVertigo]

What if we hated you before?  What then?



j/k  I don't hate you.   

[Jake D]

I'm an acquired taste.   

But you gotta admit, I know how to ramp up for the Holidays. 

[RVertigo]

I'm an acquired taste.

I was just talking about that with some friends...  Everyone I know either hated me or thought I was an @$$hole when they first met me...

Holidays?  What holidays?

[Jake D]

All the best anglo ones.  Thanks giving.  Christmas.  New years.

While your sitting around on your ass wearing mushroom hats, I'll be jetting all over the world like Ludacris.

And yes. . . people that have watched my behavior from a distance but never met me in person think I'm an ass hole, too.  It isn't just you.

[Turd Ferguson]

Congrats.  Buddha Loves You.

-Turd.

[Destro]

So your trial was delayed?  Congrats!  I am sure that poor defendant sitting in jail will be happy to hear his attorney is working hard on his case.

[Dr. Love]

I hope the airport security probes you... 
Have a nice trip.

[Jake D]

My trial got continued.  Our judge is in a 6 week jury trial.

It was a civil case anyway.  Real estate fraud.

The Dude abides.

[Stephen072774]

I once knew somebody that bragged about when and where he was gonna be on vacation on the internet to come back and find all his shaZam! gone   Now you're gonna worry your whole trip about that, guess you can hate me

Nah, i'm just giving you a hard time, but seriously, that did happen.  From that point on I always told tales of my trips after I returned.... 

[scratch]

Hope you enjoy the game!  Hope you have a good trip!

[The Buddha]

Anyone that needs it can contact me for his address.
I'd like either the cool stuff or 10% ... if there is any of ... exploding sheite, anything involving a pig or a monkey, or both ... I'll settle for 5%. If it involves anything large getting airborne ... I'll give it free in exchage for the video ...

Have fun now Jake D  ...
Cool.
Srinath.

[makenzie71]

who the helll are the chiefs?

[El Bandito]

Before you dive headfirst into the warm tropical waters, check for underwater obstructions, it's hard to ride a bike whilst paralyzed.

[average]

eh...Chiefs..mmkay. But how about those BEARS,baby?!?! Urlacher and Tank Johnson don't allow much past the LOS. But you enjoy yourself... 

[Turd Ferguson]

Before you dive headfirst into the warm tropical waters, check for underwater obstructions, it's hard to ride a bike whilst paralyzed.

A good tip.  I have a friend who just became quadriplegic because of this exact reason.  The guy was young, single, extremely active and athletic.  Now he can't even feed himself.  Its freakin horrible.

-Turd.

[Jake D]

I've got insurance on all my stuff back at the crib.  So if I come back, and it is gone, de nada.  I'll get new stuff. 

Yeah, the Chefs are looking rough.  I was at the other home game, when Trent Green got bombed back to the stone age.

I'd like to see how your teams fair with your starting QB knocked out for the season in the 3rd quarter of the first game.  The Bears would poop on the simple tree without Sexy Rex Grossman. 

[Jake D]

Before you dive headfirst into the warm tropical waters, check for underwater obstructions, it's hard to ride a bike whilst paralyzed.

A good tip.  I have a friend who just became quadriplegic because of this exact reason.  The guy was young, single, extremely active and athletic.  Now he can't even feed himself.  Its freakin horrible.

-Turd.

Sorry to hear about that.  That sucks.  I want to go on record now and say that if I get quaded, DNR me.

I have never been a big diver anyway.  I usually perfer the Cannonball method or I do a front flip with a half twist. 

[Destro]

I've got insurance on all my stuff back at the crib.  So if I come back, and it is gone, de nada.  I'll get new stuff. 

Yeah, the Chefs are looking rough.  I was at the other home game, when Trent Green got bombed back to the stone age.

I'd like to see how your teams fair with your starting QB knocked out for the season in the 3rd quarter of the first game.  The Bears would poop on the simple tree without Sexy Rex Grossman. 

Why steal his stuff when there is that newb's sexy 06 GSXR-600 sitting in the garage with the key in it and the temp tags ready to roll.  
I am willing to bet that the purchase information is under the seat!  

Oh, and I have to laugh, one of the local stations is comparing its weather knowledge to the Chief's football knowledge. Not exactly the comparison I would be advertising right now.

[Jake D]

I called the property manager yesterday and told her to call Gixxer Dude.  I checked last night and he retreived his key.


Also, I am picking up my lower fairing today.  Ronnie repainted it three times to get the color to match perfectly.  Close would have been good enough.

So we'll have a project for when I come back.  Also, frame sliders.