Why do boys fall in love with girls????

[3imo]

now THAT is love.

[RVertigo]

And #11

My girlfriend is anything but cute when she argues.

+1

You have a girlfriend?

  That's the same thing I thought. 

[pandy]

They will always smell good even if it's a 2-stroke.

The bike or the boy? 

[bubba zanetti]

An has a girlfriend the same as he has a R6, maybe one day, maybe 

[Chilly Willy]

Yes, but with An's luck, she'll be titled to someone else and he'll have to wait 3-4 weeks to ride.

Chilly

[3imo]

Yes, but with An's luck, she'll be titled to someone else and he'll have to wait 3-4 weeks to ride.

Chilly

ROFL hahahaha 

They will always smell good even if it's a 2-stroke.

The bike or the boy?

If you don't stop telling my secrets, I will not be posting any pics of my bum.

[scratch]

If you don't stop telling my secrets, I will not be posting any pics of my bum.

Would you not!  Please!

[calamari]

The entire thing can be rewritten as why boys fall in love with bikes with only minor modification.
some ex: 

They will always smell good even if it's a 2-stroke.
How good they look when they're parked.
The way they take you for a ride and suddenly everything is right in the world.
The way they take hours to get mod/tune but in the end it makes it all worth while.
Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside (Vroom!).
The way they look good no matter what they wear (or not wear - faired, naked, rat... bikini).
The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful bike on this earth.
The way her grips always finds your.
The way she says "lets fight" -and you know... STREETFIGHTING! @_@
The way the exhaust purrs when you say "I love you".
Actually...Just the way they idle...
The way they hit you with their power and expect you the loft that front wheel high and proud.
The way they say "I miss you".
The way you miss them.
Just the way that they are that always makes you smile when you think about them.

hell yeah, i'm framing this 

[Chilly Willy]

Boobies! 

[bubba zanetti]

Boobies! 

Plus the 'ol hairy magnet

Deadset if sheep could cook women wouldn't be needed ever 

[Chilly Willy]

Boobies! 

Plus the 'ol hairy magnet

That may be what keeps 'em there, but boobies are the key to attracting 'em.

[pandy]

Deadset if sheep could cook women wouldn't be needed ever 

I hate to cook, but I talk back plenty.... I guess that makes the sheep more attractive!