if you have any experience with renting step in

[Nepix]

So i took the first step and approached him and said hey man, this isnt working out. he told me that she is living in his room and that she cooks and cleans for him therefore he doesnt think she has to pay rent. i also told him she needs to pay 1/3rd of the bills and he said no.
Next i went to the renting office and got a copy of my lease. I work for someone that owns a significant amount of rentals and he said after reading the lease that, all I have to do is go to the renting office and tell them about it. they probably wont do anything and then i write a letter telling the renting office that im leaving the lease

but... the final straw was pulled yesterday when I came back from christmas with my family and he had parked his car, so i cant get mine out. I called him and said when are you going to be back he said i dont know. and i told him about the car situation and he told me I had a bike ride it. the problem was it was raining yesterday. I dont know if anyone here has ridden in the rain but it is a very cold and wet experience. Also in this phone conversation he told me that she now has a key to the apartment. So in response to that i locked the door from the inside and went to sleep.

I want to get his car towed, but his dad would be paying the fines and not him. its a subaru with all wheel drive so I cant just push it when its in gear. my 01 maxima would not be able to

so thats my update im going to start looking for new places.

Casey

[poormanracing]

wow...doesnt sound like a good friend to me...screw the dude and get out...

[Nepix]

i want to just screw him, but I know his dad is sue happy and that is the last thing I need (getting sued)

[wannabebiker2006]

Well if you can't get your car out, he shouldn't be able to get his car out either.  Go out there and let all of the air out of his tires.  Oh and she is NOT just living in his room if she is using the kitchen and the bathroom and possibly the living room.  If she is just living in his room then she shouldn't be leaving it, now should she.

[Blingmasta]

Man, that friend of yours sounds like a real dumbass. Also, sounds like he is f%$king WHIPPED.

[Blingmasta]

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[ixolas]

Man what a jerk!  I would f--k him up, but not in an illegal way. 

1.  Turn up the fridge to half of the temperature it was, if he complains when all his food goes bad, say it was using to much electricity so you decided to reduce your half of the cost.
2.  Go to a hunting store and get some deer piss, or just bottle some of your own (i suggest only bottling the first ones of the day b/c they really smell), then pour it in the vents right below the windshield.  This get into his air system and make his car smell like piss when he uses his heater.  Just make sure no one sees you cause this one is a little illegal.
3.  Turn off the water to the toilet then flush it to empty the top tank then take a dump.  He will have to stick his head buy the toilet to turn the water back on.  Or do an upper decker, take a dump in the top tank, he will have to clean it out manually.
4.  Turn the little hand held sprayer on the sink towards the front then put a rubber band around it so when he or she turns on the water it sprays them.
5.  Turn the hot water tank setting down almost to off, this will give him just enough warm water to get in and soaped up before it runs out and he has to rinse off in freezing water.
6.  If she is alone in a room turn off the lights on her, since she isn't paying for any electricity she doesn't get to use it.  Tell her to use candle light, it worked for thousands of years.
7.  Put ipecac on his food or in his drinks, it will make him vomit but like 15-20 minutes after taking it so he will just think something is wrong with him.

In general be as much as a douch bag as you can towards him, especially if the lease agent does nothing about it.  If you do get to were you can get your name off the lease to move out, don't tell him... just move out and leave him to foot the bill.

[Nepix]

I like this stuff to do...

I have permission to leave the lease and Im trying to leave before the first ( i know it is a bit soon) but i think I can do it.

anyway keep the shaZam! to do comming, I heard putting oak leaves in the gas tank is a good thing on his car

ill do all of the things listed so far

[NiceGuysFinishLast]

Take all the lug nuts off of all the tires on his car. Man, that'll be frustrating.

[pandy]

Not to be a total stick in the mud, but is it really necessary to do all sorts of illegal things on the way out that might come back to bite you? Just get out of there, lesson learned, and let their karma take care of them.   

And if this is all merely fantasy, then carry on! 

[Nepix]

karma isnt hitting him quick enough, the other day I had to ride my bike in the rain because his car wasnt in the way and I called him, he was on vacation told me too bad that sucks

[pandy]

If someone had boxed my car in w/o leaving me the keys, I'd have had absolutely no problem having it towed if he didn't move the car after my request. Can  you imagine what the storage fees and towing fees would have cost him upon his return from his vacation. It's very possible that he'd not have been able to afford to "redeem" his car (and it's daddy's choice to bail him out, so that wouldn't be a part of my decision to access my car). 

[ixolas]

If you can get any kind of leaves in the gas tank it will be bad, it will clog/block his fuel pump and his car will basically run out of gas even though he has gas in it.  Have to take off the tank and clean it out, no major damage to his car though, but still a pain in the butt.

But now that you can get out of the lease perhaps it isn't such a good idea to be such a jerk since you know it is only a matter of time before your outy.  I probably wouldn't do anything bad, except not tell him.  Then rent a moving truck while they are at work so by the time they get home your completely moved out with a little dear John letter.
Dear Jerk:
By the time you read this i'll be moving into my new apartment, because I no longer live here.  My name is no longer on the lease to your apartment, it's all yours, including the full rent and utilities.  Hope you and your gf can handle all the bills without me.  I tried to be polite but you left me no choice.
or something like that

[Nepix]

i definitely like that letter, Ill write it as soon as I leave I have found places that are much cooler than here and about 200 dollars cheaper

ill keep you guys updated, and anyone who lives in sd there will probably be some type of housewarming "gathering"

Nepix