losing the extra holiday 10 lbs...

[pantablo]

This is info I thought you might find useful, especially since a lot of
us want to loose a little weight now that the holidays are over.
Calories burned during/while gettin' some:

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent.................................12 Calories
Without her consent...........................2,187 Calories

OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands.................................. 8 Calories
With one hand....................................12 Calories
With your teeth.................................485 Calories

PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection..................................6 Calories
Without an erection...........................3,315 Calories

POSITIONS:
Missionary...................................12 Calories
Lying down...................................78 Calories
Standing up.................................812 Calories
Wheelbarrow.................................216 Calories
Doggy Style.................................326 Calories
Italian chandelier........................2,912 Calories

ORGASMS:
Real........................................112 Calories
Fake......................................1,315 Calories

POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging.............................18 Calories
Getting up immediately...........................36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately...816 Calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION. If you are:
20-29 years......................................36 Calories
30-39 years......................................80 Calories
40-49 years.....................................124 Calories
50-59 years...................................1,972 Calories
60-69 years...................................7,916 Calories
70 and over........................Results are still pending

DRESSING AFTERWARDS
Calmly..........................................32 Calories
In a hurry.......................................98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door..........5,218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door..........13,521 Calories

Results may vary.

Right now, as you read this, 69 Million Americans are gettin' some! And
you're on the computer!!!

[Blu_Spd_Dmon]

 

[annguyen1981]

awesome!

[pandy]

REMOVING HIS CLOTHES:
With his consent.................................12 Calories
With his consent...........................2,187 Calories

Fixed! 

[Jughead]

REMOVING HIS CLOTHES:
With his consent.................................12 Calories
With his consent...........................2,187 Calories

Fixed! 

Uh Pandy Idon't think you would have a Problem with consent unless you run into An or Steve Urkel.I don't think you would get much resistence from Urkel.

[brett]

Pablo, funny, but wanna throw up a NSFW?

[annguyen1981]

KINKY!

[pandy]

Pablo, funny, but wanna throw up a NSFW?

What!? People read GSTwin from WORK!?    

[The Buddha]

What ... people ... work ...

Seriously Peetey Pablo - I may be a bit new to this ... but WTF is wheel barrow. I'll even forget that italian chandelier part, just its calorie count tells me I dont even want to know.
I got some for you though ... while she's sleeping. 3 calories.
While she's awake but you've promised her that "she wont feel a thing" 2 calories.
and here is the kicker ... telling her that "she was great" when you were also too tired. calorie-less.
Cool.
Srinath.

[pantablo]

Pablo, funny, but wanna throw up a NSFW?

uh, its text...so its safe. if people are reading over your shoulder at work GET OFF THE INTERNET AND GET TO WORK! LOL...