best short joke of 06

[yamahonkawazuki]

VOTED BEST SHORT JOKE OF 2006

For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle.

His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this
house is $280,000 & your mother just lost her job.

There's no way we can afford it." The next day the father saw
little Patrick heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he
asked, "Son, where are you going?" Little Patrick told him, "I was
walking past your room last night and heard you telling Mom you
were pulling out.

Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And
I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a$280,000
mortgage & no bike!"

[natedawg120]

 

[3imo]

good one. 

Although I think for the best short Joke of 2006 this is more appropriate.
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I recieved a text message from my brother. (true story) It read as follows.

" Hey Saddam wont be making it to the new years eve party, He is still a bit HUNG over from the other night."