you know your old when...

[yamahonkawazuki]

"OLD" IS WHEN ... Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love,"
and you answer, "pick one; I can't do both!"

"OLD " IS WHEN ... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator
shoes and you're barefoot.

"OLD" IS WHEN ... A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker
opens the garage door.

"OLD" IS WHEN ... Going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

"OLD" IS WHEN ... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as
you don't have to go along.

"OLD" IS WHEN ... You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead
of by the police.


"OLD" IS WHEN . ."Getting a little action" means you don't need to take
any fiber today

"OLD" IS WHEN ... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking
lot.

"OLD" IS WHEN ... An "all nighter" means not getting up to use the
bathroom.

AND
"OLD" IS WHEN ... You are not sure these are jokes!


woot happy birthday to me !!!!!!!     

[RVertigo]

You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as
you don't have to go along.

Happy B-Day sucka!

[pandy]

"OLD" IS WHEN ... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking
lot.
"OLD" IS WHEN ... An "all nighter" means not getting up to use the
bathroom.

I can REALLY relate to these two... 

Happy BIRFDAY!!!! Is TODAY your bday, or was it the 15th?? 

[annguyen1981]

Pandy...  didn't you forget this one?

"OLD" IS WHEN ... Going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

Happy b-day man!

Pandy - MINE was yesterday...


oops...  I forgot....  I'm not talking to any of you guys.

[pandy]

We're not tawkin' to you, either (nudder birfday boy!  )! 

[jackiei26]

woot happy birthday to me !!!!!!!     

Happy Birthday to you, too!

[mach1]

"OLD" IS WHEN ... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking
lot.

"OLD" IS WHEN ... An "all nighter" means not getting up to use the
bathroom.