Why are people afraid of their condoms breaking???

[annguyen1981]

This guy proves that condoms don't break that easily.

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=962487530

[Jughead]

Must be one of the new Bulletproof Kevlar Models.

[pantablo]

yeah, they dont break when you dont use them.

[Jughead]

I bet An's going to go Buy one just to find out.

[NiceGuysFinishLast]

People are afraid of condoms breaking because of people like YOU, An!

[Jughead]

People are afraid of condoms breaking because of people like YOU, An!

+1

Yeap

[ashman]

Because they DO! And hopefully they don't at the "wrong time."

-ash

[Susuki_Jah]

ya'll heard of women who will take a condom out of the trash or go to the restroom with it and artificially assimilate themselves . I have read more than a few stories of this happening. its one way to get a kid and have a man pay child support but without having to deal with being married i guess?  but thats messed up anyways you look at it. but think about it if a chick really wanted to ruin your life she could so easily

[skoebl]

ya'll heard of women who will take a condom out of the trash or go to the restroom with it and artificially assimilate themselves.

I hear that trying to resist the urge to do this is futile. So they can't help it. Eventually all of them will be artificially assimilated. 

That video is damn hilarious. 

[dgyver]

I bet An's going to go Buy one just to find out.

At least he would have a use for it.

[starwalt]

And that children is why meth addicts shouldn't huff glue while conceiving.

Who said maryj won't mess with your DNA? There you have living proof.

Kruschev was right. We are dooomed.

[l3uddha]

it totally blew my mind when this thread appeared; because the night before, my condom BROKE! 

believe me; looking down after seeing that was a friggin SHOCK & scary as hell!

My fiance & I were... you know.... takin care of business...
I finished, pulled out, looked down, & the friggin condom had totally split & was all scrunched down at the base of my whang! 

It was a MAJOR "OH SH*T" moment! I didnt tell her just then... I actually ran into the bathroom to tell my own drunken-ass wtf just happened.

It was strange that we didnt even notice the different (better) feeling... I think it was because we were both pretty tipsy....


until now has been the freaky waiting period... until HER period either comes late or doesnt come at all...




Her period finally came the other night; in one wonderfully massive, deliciously red, ..... stain on the BED! 





I celebrated the next day by ordering some of these from newenough:



...actually I probably would have ordered them anyways....


the condom was a trojan BTW... unfortunatly, wearing only 1 offers the best protection. Doubling up causes more friction than good & can break both of them. She's gonna get on birth control.

If I were single again; with some girl I didnt know too well; I'd probably have crapped the bed right then & there.... 

[CirclesCenter]

ya'll heard of women who will take a condom out of the trash or go to the restroom with it and artificially assimilate themselves .

RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!

[Jughead]

it totally blew my mind when this thread appeared; because the night before, my condom BROKE! 

believe me; looking down after seeing that was a friggin SHOCK & scary as hell!

My fiance & I were... you know.... takin care of business...
I finished, pulled out, looked down, & the friggin condom had totally split & was all scrunched down at the base of my whang! 

It was a MAJOR "OH SH*T" moment! I didnt tell her just then... I actually ran into the bathroom to tell my own drunken-ass wtf just happened.

It was strange that we didnt even notice the different (better) feeling... I think it was because we were both pretty tipsy....


until now has been the freaky waiting period... until HER period either comes late or doesnt come at all...




Her period finally came the other night; in one wonderfully massive, deliciously red, ..... stain on the BED! 





I celebrated the next day by ordering some of these from newenough:



...actually I probably would have ordered them anyways....


the condom was a trojan BTW... unfortunatly, wearing only 1 offers the best protection. Doubling up causes more friction than good & can break both of them. She's gonna get on birth control.

If I were single again; with some girl I didnt know too well; I'd probably have crapped the bed right then & there.... 

Thanks for Sharing that with the rest of the Class.

[dgyver]

Vasectomy

[Jughead]

Vasectomy

I could do it for 10 Cents. :thumb:Of Course I'd Have to have several of you to Hold Him while I put the Steer Band On. Your Bag May turn Blue the Next day,Purple the 2nd day.It will Hurt at first but when it Turns Black and Falls off it'll start feeling better.

[l3uddha]

just another excuse to touch my sack, eh?

[Kasumi]

Family Planning says > the pill.

[dgyver]

The pill is NOT 100% effective.

[Jake D]

I have those boots Buddha.  I like them.