Never push your bike if you run out of gas.

[The Buddha]

Oh well then ... I dont think a wine bag will take your weight Pandy ... if that is your real name ...
And yes the SV is making you look fat ... you should sell it to me for this bag of pork chops ...
OK OK stop the beating, I'll throw in the bag of donuts too.
Cool.
Srinath.

[pandy]

AND I want the bag of wine WITH the wine in it! 

My real name is Srinath, and that means "She who is incoherent 99% of the time" in Indian (if that's really what you are)!

I'll bet your wife has you totally whipped today. You probably bought her chocolate, flowers, cooked her dinner, rubbed her feet....admit it, you're whipped! 

Ok...two people...THAT's an argument! 

[The Buddha]

OK wine ... OK ... dont now complain I didn't wine and dine ya ... pork rinds and wine ... that's a rimantic donner ...  ... 
Whipped and proud of it maaaam ...
I aint getting any still ... and I am proud of that too ...
I did buy her choclate and champagne ... but well I guess ... its prolly well known at this point ... putting them in the same bottle isn't such a hot idea ...
The name Srinath actually is awfully close to being whipped ... well it is whipped ...
Its means 'The guy who's married to the goddess of wealth" ... AKA ... the mooch.
Cool.
Srinath.

[pandy]

Hey....I *like* pork rinds! 

Ya' ain't gettin' any WHAT? Younger? 

I don't know how your wife stands all those bike bits of yours...ooooooOOoooh...maybe THAT's why you're not gettin' any.....